I think I just cracked the case of the missing #KitKat… and it goes deeper than anyone thought 🪨🍫
🔎 Now: who did it?
#KitKatHeist
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PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) fired the director of their European activist group yesterday after what he claimed was an unfortunate misunderstanding.
"As God is my witness, I thought we were rescuing little pets," he said, before adding, "but they were delicious!"
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Charlotte Football Club official statement. We would like to share our sincere thoughts and condolences to KitKat after the recent news of 12 tons of KitKats being stolen. On an unrelated note, we are happy to share we will be offering roughly 413,000 KitKats at this Saturday’s match against Philadelphia at the Bank of America Stadium. Thank you.
7-Eleven Mexico post on X. We present to you our new Kit Kat flavor drink… for a limited time. 👀
Microsoft official statement. We would like to share our thoughts and condolences with Kit Kat following their recent sad news. On a completely unrelated note, we’re sorry about Microsoft Teams.
Official statement. We can confirm that Pengu had nothing to do with this. Thank you for your attention to this matter. (Image of Pengu verrrry full of chocolate)
The #KitKatHeist messages just keep popping up. Here are a few more. Thanks for the laughs, internet!
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KitKat official statement. We can confirm that 12T of KitKat products were stolen while in transit between our factory in Central Italy and their destination in Poland. We are working closely with local authorities and supply chain partners to investigate. The good news: there are no concerns for consumer safety, and the supply is not affected. Thank you.
Dominoes Pizza responds. Official statement. We would like to share our thoughts and condolences with Kit Kat following their recent sad news. On a completely unrelated note, we’re pleased to announce we’ll now be selling a new Kit Kat pizza.
Tampa International Airport official statement. Our hearts go out to our friends at KitKat during this difficult time in their company’s history. In unrelated news, Phoebe will be giving out little pieces of chocolate ahead of Easter for anyone who wants to have a break.
DoorDash official statement. Hey guys, DoorDash here. Due to a completely random packaging error, we have 12 tons of KitKats in our DashMarts that we can’t use. The good news, all you have to do is go to your DoorDash app and add like 500-600 KitKats to your cart and this should resolve itself quickly. Thank you.
If you missed the most hilarious heist messages of the year… #KitKatHeist
Continued in comments, because the internet just keeps winning today.
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KitKat heist? What KitKat Heist?
We know nothing … honest … we swear.
But remember you saw nothing right?
Oh and Happy April 1st everyone!
#themediacentre #aprilfool#huiddersfield #kitkatheist #justabitoffun
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@prandybarr.bsky.social reckons the #KitKatHeist was one, but imperfectly done.
Why www.linkedin.com/posts/andy-b...
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A purple slide with a dragon and compass at the top and white text that reads OFFICIAL STATEMENT Kat, Aaron, Coleman, and Jason are deeply saddened to hear about the massive KitKat heist. In unrelated news, they would like people to know that Kat's name similarity and Coleman's brand new stash of chocolate are entirely unrelated. They would never do such a sloppy job. I mean. They might. They have. Listen, what happened in Yellowstone wasn't the original plan.
A purple background with text that reads Though if you are curious which crimes they HAVE committed... Child of the Dragon is available now! The cover for Child of the Dragon is shown: A cover with fire on the left edges and ice on the right edges centering around a girl in shorts and a tank top, raising a sword high and summoning lightning in front of a massive purple-y european dragon inside some sort of arena. The title: Child of the Dragon is written across the center in a curly, silver font, and the author name is in a smaller version of the same and says Ashley N.Y. Sheesley
It was recommended I post this now. While it’s fresh. Like those kitkats. Which kitkats are certainly not in my possession…
#KitKat #KitKatHeist
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Have you seen this cat? ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ.ᐟ
#KitKatHeist #TakeABreak #KitKat #Chocolate #Kittenbay #HiddenObject #Cats #IndieGames
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Fact Check: Former UK PM Liz Truss Did NOT Say That 'Underground Transgender Mafia' May Be Responsible For KitKat Chocolate Heist
#CheckTok #LizTruss #KitKatHeist #FactCheck #TransgenderMafia
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The “Great KitKat Heist” is real, but the internet’s reaction might be even bigger. From Domino’s “condolences” to Ryanair jumping in, the memes just keep coming. 😂 #KitKat #Formula1 #KitKatHeist #Chocolates #Trending #Dominos
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12 Tons of KitKat Bars Stolen in Epic Chocolate Heist – Truck Vanishes from Italy to Poland!
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#KitKatTheft #KitKatHeist #NestleChocolate #12TonsKitKat #ChocolateTheft
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Guess they REALLY needed a Break! #KitKatHeist
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