Kygunius: “What do we do with a drunken sailor? We put him In the brig~ What do we do with a stowaway sailor? We put ‘em to work! And I, Captain Kygunius, know exactly how to put a short man like you to work for daring to cross into my domain~ 9% chance says I may not break my new toy…”
You: “My with how you like to do stuff like… this to people, treating them as tools with whatever power you have over them… you must be getting along easy with crews like Kaido or Doflamingo-“
Kygunius: “WOAH WOAH WOAH. I’m evil but.. those fuckers are TOO EVIL. Given the chance I’d say- Let’s beat the shit outta them together~ However I was beaten to that but a strawhat wearing goofball.”
Vinnkrita: “Be careful not to drop the soap~”
Marinn: “Passh ha ha very funny, who’s even gonna be after me if I-whoops. Lemme just grab….”
Kygunius: (Superhero landing)
Marinn: “Hey there, pretty mama. How's about you and me start making chimeras of our own?”
Kygunius: “Im gonna bite you.”
Marinn: “I see this as absolute win-“
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP-
(Hour and a half later)
Kygunius: “Does anyone know CPR if Chelsey's not around for Marinn? I might uh…. Over done it a bit back there…”
Marinn: “(gasping) I think I'm the only other one to know CPR! I can't do it to myself!
Vinn: “I got you, dude. You go down, I'll give you CPR. I'll even give you a little tongue.”😏
Kygunius: “UNGH! I live in misery-“
Vartoga: REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS!!!
Abbyjean: “EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!!!”
(After a great battle on the seas, Kygunius and otters are sweaty and tired, time to clean up)
Kygunius: “Make sure you get all over the sides and between the cheeks, you have no idea the stuff that gets lodged in there from time to time.”
You: “I can think of some-“
Shellandria: “Oi!”
Chelsey was bandaging most members who got mollywhopped, a good amount further out to be auxiliary allies like a certain swordsman.
Chelsey: “I don't know why you're resisting right now. I do this all the time to you.”
Marinn: “Nah, I can tank the injuries.”
Chelsey: “From a cannonball barrage!?”
Marinn: “Yeah, for you Chelsey-chwan~”
Kygunius; “(Damn, Chelsey is too sweet to ever disagree with her…. Confused intent Ryker over her kind for a good while.”
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Chelsey: “Careful to all who…. All Wh-who…
Vinnkrita: “Play and grind? Easy, just play, grind and don’t fall behind with.”
WHAP!
Shellandria: “Your nonsense denied!”
(Smoke floors occurs..!)
(Just to be Frank, those who recognize what creature lies on. The front page, just know their info didn’t work for us we and couldn’t never get them over.
Shellandria: “We have to sneak around to avoid being detected, all except for one who gets to be bait.
Kygunius: “Ugh, of course I’m the distraction. Typical… but not entirely unwelcome~”
*She stretched herself before having towel fun to show off the baited assets of her~
Kygunius: “I wish my devil fruit gave me future sight instead of this occasional 4th wall sight.”
Marinn: “Ratio *Uses Future Sight as a flex..(, which gives him a small headache upon use*
Vartoga; “Why are we all staring at a wall….?”Nnnngg free time to try a
f-“
Pop!
Shellandria: “Hehehe nice one me.”
Now these I actually commissioned @zudofu.bsky.social for~✨ This goat looking good ASS always~ Making sure to make great use of my new little captive~ they make for great sponges no lie~😈❤️🍑🫶 And Yes, even a rude pirate like me showers. Often too!🧼💦🫧🫧#Sheerwritingpirates #Kygunius #Thicc #goat #booty
