Habibi: "I like adventurous dates."

Me: "I know a place…”

The place:

#lgbtq #gay #humor #laughdammit

I signed up for a dating app for people interested in medieval weaponry. So far, most of them have been sending me unsolicited dirk pics. #pun #laughdammit

I remember my first date. I remember how round and firm they were. I just had to touch them.

Then she screamed "Ow, my eyes!" and the date ended quickly. #laughdammit

I'm going to start a company for psychology-themed breakfast foods. I'll call it "Leggo My Ego". #laughdammit #pun

Where are we? Oh, well. Wherever we are, let's take a break to laugh. Breathe In. Breathe Out. Repeat.
#TGIF
#LAUGHDammit
#Whuh
#FridayFunnies

Hmm....number 14 on my bucket list is "kill anyone who keeps a bucket list." I am unsure how to proceed. #funny #laughdammit

So do millionaire rabbits fill their chops at a warren buffet? EH? #humour #laughdammit