Wear good boots, respect Mother Nature lest she fuck you up, & be aware of your surroundings.

If bitten, keep the wound at or below heart level, and try not to move until help arrives.

Do NOT try to suck out the poison from the wound, lest you spread the poison to your mouth, silly.

#LAproblems

The joys of completely avoiding the L.A. Marathon tomorrow.

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Whoever is flying that stupid helicopter? Fucking LAND IT, bro.

#LAproblems

The Most Dangerous Intersections in Los Angeles Collisions by It’s ntersection Figueroa/Slauson Sepulveda/Roscoe Figueroa/Manchester Roscoe/Van Nuys Western/Slauson Broadway/Manchester Figueroa/Florence Vermont/3rd Vermont/Florence Sepulveda/Sherman Way Hollywood/Highland Figueroa/Gage Western/Venice Venice/Western Ave Western/Florence Sherman Way/Van Nuys Bivd Sunset/Highland Sunset/La Brea Sepulveda/Burbank Broadway/Florence

So these are the places where you drive an extra block, and make 3 right turns, rather than turning left.

#WorstIntersections
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Watch me end up having to watch Frankenstein at home because @amcinematheque.bsky.social doesn't host another screening. #LAproblems

ABC 7 report shows the guy chopping the railing in the middle of the frickin’ highway.

So apparently, some rando dude was spotted sawing part of the guardrail near the 10 and 110 interchange in DTLA?

WTF? I mean, I’ve seen some weird shit here, but that’s a new one, LOL. 🤪😵‍💫

#LAproblems

If the Mariners keep this up to the point where they’re actually competing with the Dodgers, I’m going to be perma happy and sad at the same time, because I love them both.

#LAproblems ⚾️
#GoDodgers
#GoMariners
#MyTeams #MyTowns

California backyards are different.

GF: “What do you want for breakfast?”

Me: “I’m guessing fresh squeezed orange juice is available…”

#LAproblems

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#nullkittySaturday includes coffee and #cats in #lamañana, tabling at the #neighborhoodCDC for #lostardes. And, oh... it's also me not really wanting to go out to #party with people in the #city tonight. Cool, cool. Fuck. Sure, I'll do dinner but how do I convey to them that I really mean I'm […]

Giant Tesla Diner movie screen erected in front of apartment balconies in Hollywood A four-story-tall movie screen in the parking lot of Tesla’s Hollywood Diner & Drive-In is now blocking the view from a nearby apartment complex. The diner, which is located at 7001 Santa…

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Production has to take time to clean our latest #AirBnB film location; sweeping up food bits and dead bugs, mopping sticky floors, pulling dirty cups out the pockets of a pool table. I get most of the booking rate goes to the mortgage to even keep the place, but yo, this place is gross. #LAproblems

(Honestly, why don’t they run along the beach, instead of disrupting 12 cities worth of traffic? Makes no sense.)

#LAproblems

It’s moist outside.

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Tuna tartar, grilled brussels sprouts, some bubbly Pellegrino and a fantastic martooni. Jazz music. Chill.

I miss the Whisper Café that used to be in the Grove. It was perfection.

#LAproblems

That feel when you're pretty sure you just passed Dan Povenmire on the street, and your friend hisses, "/Was that Dr. Doofenshmirtz?!/" and you have to be a good Angeleno and leave that wonderful person in peace. #LAProblems

#LAproblems haha

📰 Foggy NYE in DTLA

💬 Foggy NYE in DTLA left many feeling confused 😵; a mix of "where's the party?" and "is it really that foggy?" 🌫️ #LAProblems

https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/1hqx1bz

No, seriously. It’s a thing.

When a dead palm frond drops from 75ft up in the air, things gonna break.

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I need LADWP to come here. My power went out and I don’t want to go ‘there’ to check out if others are complaining to them. #LAProblems

Clientele looks mostly the same. That's good. #LAproblems

Cute coffee shop facade with sign reading "Supersweet Tattoos & Coffee"

My kitchen is under construction so I've been trying out new coffee places. Think I'm going to pass on this one. #LAproblems

How far back in my chair do I lean to subtly eavesdrop on this reality show star’s conversation without him noticing that the girl in the dinosaur tank top is basically sitting in his lap? #LAproblems

Is it too early to start #ParisProblems and #LAproblems?

Can’t tell if guy in the corner of the cafe talking over his laptop is crazy or reading dialog out loud. #LAProblems

Of course the @kogibbq truck is outside of work on a protein only day. #laproblems

I'm just trying to play a hockey game, but there's a film crew in my way. #LAproblems

My childcare has taken the day off :( So....I guess I have no choice but to take my children to the beach #LAproblems :)

I can't go to bed til I can put out the trash. Can't put out the trash til a TV drama is done filming on my street. #LAproblems