I never went to a math class in my life, but my people tell me that 80% is enough to win an election. #cambodia #lolrainsy #lolzbitches

500 FOLLOWERS. I couldn't have done it without you, obviously. #suckers #cambodia #lolzbitches

And, finally, http://i.imgur.com/6XijP.jpg #cambodia #justice #hipsterstrongman. #lolzbitches

Is it ironic that the KR tribunal is going to self destruct much like the KR itself did? #Cambodia #justice? #LOLZbitches

Some Mondays, I feel like I'm Heavy D and everyone else is just "the boyz." #Imonadrugitscalledhunsen #LOLZbitches #Cambodia #TwitterTalks

AKP's points are totally valid on the NGO thing, but they need to stop having their mistresses write these things. #Cambodia #LOLZbitches

This NGO law has the whites really worked up. Luckily, they can voice their displeasure at the ballot box. OH, WAIT. #Cambodia #LOLZbitches

It's about maids in BKK1, and it's called "Iron Your Own Fucking Pleated Linen Skirt (I Make $1 A Day)." #Cambodia #LOLZbitches

I had to raise the debt floor today. Our debt was waaaay too low. It's not like we'll ever pay it back! We're so poor! #LOLZbitches

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...in other words, I'm a motherfucking hustla. http://bit.ly/nDhNGR #LOLZbitches

This #preahvihear stuff is working exactly as planned. #Thailand has no idea that we have Bangkok surrounded. #INVASION #LOLZbitches

There's a lot of capacity building going on there on Friday nights, if you know what I mean. #imeansex #silencelambs #LOLZbitches

This electric car plant sounds awesome. If there's one thing you can rely on in Cambodia, it's electricity. #lolzbitches