Today’s Papers #112: George Serves Gravy, Labour Serves A Recession, Tesco Serves The State Elites in the box seats, royals on the soup run, Labour in a permanent “war on” something, and every newsstand in Britain quietly turning into a Boots receipt with headlines attached.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain, and the even luckier people abroad, who get to watch this island try to juggle royal gravy ladles.
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#Satire

#UKPolitics #SundayPapers #RoyalFamily #UKNews #CostOfLiving #LabourBudget #SatiricalPlanetNews

Labour wants to use satellites and “Big Brother” tech to spy on homes for their mansion tax.

Privacy concerns aside, this is just the start of treating citizens as revenue streams, not people.

#UKPolitics #MansionTax #BigBrother #LabourBudget

10 Foolproof Ways to Reduce the Value of Your Home (So You Can Dodge the Chancellor’s Mansion Tax) LONDON - England - The Labour chancellor's soak the rich, destroy the wealthy and kill all aspiration budget means you now have to devalue your home to avoid the Mansion Tax.

10 Foolproof Ways to Reduce the Value of Your Home (So You Can Dodge the Chancellor’s Mansion Tax)

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#mansiontax #rachelreeves #labourbudget #property

Rachel Reeves announcing a "mansion tax" that will start in 2028. The country needs the money NOW, but better make a tax that'll come in when Labour probably won't be running the country & it can be cancelled/forgotten. Like the Tories, Labour is for the rich, not the actual taxpayer. #LabourBudget

Both Starmer and Reeves are NOT listening! They only listen to Morgan McSweeney, Billionaires, Feminists and the Israeli Lobby! Every time I hear Rachel Reeves speak I just wanna vomit as she is enabling more austerity every time!
#FuckRachelReeves #FuckLabour #LabourBudget

Q: Have YOU got faith in #Labour #Chancellor #RachelReevesMP? 

#UKLabour #CostOfLivingCrisis #Budget2025 #LabourBudget #UKeconomy

Labour can’t fix Tory mess while still ‘Starving the Beast’ Reeves faces a Tory-created economic mess, but Labour’s refusal to tax the rich leaves the poor paying the price.

Reeves faces a UK economy wrecked by 14 years of Tory rule — yet Labour refuses to tax the rich. The poor will pay. #LabourBudget #StarveTheBeast #CostOfLiving #UKPolitics #bbcnews #itvnews #skynews
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UK Economy Grows Just 0.1 Per Cent – Most People Struggling UK GDP rises 0.1 per cent in August, but services stall and construction falls. Most households are still struggling desperately.

UK GDP grows just 0.1 per cent in August, services stall, construction shrinks – and ordinary households are struggling desperately. #UKeconomy #GDP #LabourBudget #EconomicCrisis #CostOfLiving #bbcnews #PoliticsLive #TheWhipLine #VoxPolitical
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UK savers in PANIC: £70bn yanked from pensions (+36% YoY) & £636m equity stripped from homes to flee Labour's IHT raid!
-> Avg £126k loans for gifting - beat the 7-yr trap now?
#InheritanceTax #PensionPanic #LabourBudget #UKTaxTerror #UKLabour

UK Economy Flatlines in July Ahead of Rachel Reeves’ Budget UK growth stalled in July as production fell, raising questions for Labour's budget plans. Some economists remain cautiously optimistic.

UK growth stalls in July as production drops 0.9%, leaving Rachel Reeves facing a tricky budget. Economists are divided—some see trouble, some see opportunity. #UKeconomy #LabourBudget #GDP #Finance #bbcnews #theguardian
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UK Economy Flatlines in July Ahead of Rachel Reeves’ Budget UK growth stalled in July as production fell, raising questions for Labour's budget plans. Some economists remain cautiously optimistic.

UK growth flatlined in July as production slumped, raising questions for Rachel Reeves’ upcoming budget. Some economists see silver linings. #UKeconomy #LabourBudget #GDP #EconomyNews #bbcnews #theguardian
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Public Sector Net Debt as % of GDP: Stood at 96.1% at the end of July 2025, up 0.5 percentage points from the previous year – levels last seen in the early 1960s.
#UKEconomy #FiscalCrisis #RachelReeves #GiltYields #LabourBudget

*** UK debt crisis explodes ***
-> 30-yr gilt yields at 5.68% (highest since '98)!
-> Reeves scrambles to fill fiscal black hole with tax hikes or spending slashes. Economy on the brink?
#UKEconomy #FiscalCrisis #RachelReeves #GiltYields #LabourBudget

Ooh, what kinds of sins you taxing? Sins like hoarding billions of pounds? Supporting Genocide? Polluting the water supply? *Reads article*
Aah yeah, of course it’s sins like trying to find a morsel of enjoyment in life after having your labour exploited by the rich. Got it. #LabourBudget

Retailers Threaten Price Hikes — Labour Has an Opportunity Big retailers say Labour’s tax rises mean higher prices — but is it just greed? Here's how Reeves can flip the script.

Before bed, ask yourself: If big retailers are already turning huge profits, why are they threatening to raise prices over tax hikes?
This is more than inflation — it’s pressure politics.
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#RetailPolitics #Tesco #LabourBudget #Greedflation

Retailers Threaten Price Hikes — Labour Has an Opportunity Big retailers say Labour’s tax rises mean higher prices — but is it just greed? Here's how Reeves can flip the script.

Feeling the pinch at lunch? It’s not just food prices rising — it’s retail giants pushing for more profit and blaming taxes.
This isn't inflation. It’s manipulation.
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#Tesco #Greedflation #CostOfLiving #LabourBudget

Funny how “budget responsibility” never includes taxing the rich. Raise corporation tax, capital gains tax, and restore the 50% band—simple fixes if Labour were actually a centre-left party.

#Lanbour #WelfareUturn #WelfareCuts #LabourBudget #RedTories #TaxTheRich #PublicSpending #endausterity

💸 UK stealth tax hike risks exodus of high earners 🚨
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#UKTax #WealthExodus #FiscalDrag #LabourBudget #TaxPolicy #RachelReeves

💸 UK stealth tax hike risks exodus of high earners, deVere boss @nigeljgreen.bsky.social warns 🚨
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#UKTax #WealthExodus #FiscalDrag #LabourBudget #TaxPolicy #RachelReeves

Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves pointing towards the camera with a text overlay reading 'More cuts for who?', with a Greens Organise logo at the bottom.

🥀 What's the point of Labour?

People voted for change. But all we have are the same old cuts, ignoring our voice.

It's time for something different. It's time for real hope and real change.

#SpringStatement #greenparty #leftist #politics #labour #labourbudget #labourcuts #rachelreeves #austerity

Commissar Reeves Announces Great News About the Shrinking UK Economy SCUNTHORPE - England - The shrinking UK economy thanks to Commissar Reeves is now lower than Slovenia according to government statistics.

Commissar Reeves Announces Great News About the Shrinking UK Economy

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#rachelreeves #ukeconomy #recession #shrinkingeconomy #labour #labourbudget #rachfromaccounts #anticapitalism #communism

The Employer's NI increase was a big mistake and an inhibiter to growth. Was really surprised at that move and it was clear to almost everyone that this would create fiscal pressure down the line. Time for Labour to change course. #LabourBudget

UK economy failed to grow in third quarter in fresh blow for Labour Figures from the ONS show no growth between July and September

👇🇬🇧"Economy under Labour showed zero growth as Reeves forced to defend Budget again" #LabourBlow
#LabourBudget #Reeves

McVitie’s boss says it’s hard to understand why businesses would invest in UK - live CBI chief Rain Newton-Smith said that business had been caught ‘off-guard’ by national insurance hikes

👇🇬🇧"UK less attractive place for business, McVitie’s boss says, as Badenoch admits mistakes"
#Badenoch #NationalInsuranceRise #LabourBudget

Labour's budget: Borrow to build, tax the wealthy, but where's the green revolution? 🌍 Don't settle for crumbs when we need radical eco-socialist change! Demand more! #EcoSocialism #LabourBudget #GreenNewDeal https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8rl5pnm47do

There is a lot to like about this Labour budget...

Private schools NOW TAXED
Capital gains tax UP
Non dom status ABOLISHED
Closing tax loopholes
Extra 5000 tax staff to fight fraud & chase tax cheats

#Labourbudget #Budget2024

Budget live: Reeves vows billions for NHS as 700,000 ‘working people’ face tax rise Rachel Reeves is expected to announce a minimum wage rise benefitting millions of workers tomorrow

👇🇬🇧"Reeves promises billions in extra NHS funding as 700,000 ‘working people’ face tax rise" #NHSFunding #UnitedKingdom #RachelReeves #LabourBudget

Labour’s consideration of raising CGT is a positive step, but why not be bolder? Equalising it with income tax could unlock £14bn for public services. No more excuses, we need action. #EconomicReform #LabourBudget