Luxon desperate to get something, anything right...

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#LameOLuxon

Fiscal reluctance aka "we're rich and sorted" is the only valid reason for this action.

If it had any valid justification at all it could have gone through normal Parliamentary process months ago and still been done for the Budget.

Just listen to #LameOLuxon splutter his way through Question Time.

Even #LameOLuxon looks like he is cringing when in close proximity to Seymour...

...or maybe just bowing...?

TLDR: #LameOLuxon still has no clue how govt finances work.

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Just fkn quit...

#LameOLuxon is just upset coz no one will add him to their classified Signal group...

NZ Herald Live: pre-Budget 2025 Defence announcement YouTube video by nzherald.co.nz

Listening to Winston, Collins and #LameOLuxon defence announcement.

Winston's "4 decades of non-investment" is a lie.

More word babble from LameO.

Collins trying to giggle her way through being absolutely clueless about defence...
www.youtube.com/live/_F95SfB...

#LameOLuxon flying in the face of science again...

I'd be OK with the 23bil if there was even the faintest glimmer of a plan around it.

Instead it's #LameOLuxon level buzzword bingo - ladt week Collins thought the Poseidons wrote ships FFS...

There's stuff we need but this isn't it...

And not at the expense of essential services....

Ā surely guarantee you that if, say, #LameOLuxon had lost his bags, the NZ High Comm in London could have completely re-outfitted him in 24 hours.

Even if the dress code was bright and floral with bell-equipped tap shoes...

The austerity option...
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If you don't clean your screen often, this almost looks like "Prime Minister's office apologises".

Which would be a bloody first...

#LameOLuxon #MostMockedPM

I want to say that #LameOLuxon will never be as incompetent as Trump but I don't want to set him any new challenges...

Or he'll say nothing and Winston will tell him off for not saying anything...

#LameOLuxon 's new book "You Just Can't Win in Politics" aka "It's Not Fair - Stop Picking On me"...

TBF we have a alot of space for camps - more so since #LameOLuxon 's boot camps fell on their arse...

I only visit to remind #LameOLuxon he is still our #MostMockedPM ever...

Yep.

Don't think we have many mechanisms for that unless #LameOLuxon actually loses his majority.

Either way we need to endure and keep pushing back, taking as many opportunity we can to make the Klowns accountable...

Making our plans now for 2026 and how to inject some cement into Labour...

...and Lame-O was his Name-O...no way will he ever front or accept responsibility for selling his soul to David Seymour...

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TBF 'lethalising' is only the product of the buzzword machine - #LameOLuxon has no clue what it might mean and the NZDF (less Special Forces) will be sweating that it might actually mean going into real harm's way...

#LameOLuxon and jc doing well (not) with tbeir Defence presser on FB....

It read better as PMs...

If they need a hostage PM, just this once #LameOLuxon gets my vote...

90% of the 90% want Seymour fired from an Old Timey Circus Cannon...

Surely not even #LameOLuxon can get this wrong....

#LameOluxon would be the guy in the right seat saying "huh?"...

Top of a slippery slope.

A really utilitarian curriculum is what #LameOLuxon et al want for 'bottom feeder' who will only ever so and aspire to manual work.

I'm a big believer that good life skills AND the arty-farty stuff can be combined - it's not an either/or...

Yes, of course, priorities...

What happens when your PM binge watches "Yes, Prime Minister" in lieu of actual training...
#LameOLuxon

I got an auto response from #Chippybot, #LameOLuxon and Tamatha Paul, followed by a direct response from a Luxon staffer (fortunately not an emotional one) and one from Tamatha Paul herself. No actual response from Chris Hipkins aka #BestGreensRecruiterEver...

#LameOLuxon

What cost of living crisis? #nzpol #OneTermGovernment #LameOLuxon

Up there with #LameOLuxon "I wasn't aware..."

Security and Crime Science Research :: University of Waikato The University of Waikato's New Zealand Institute for Security and Crime Science aims to reduce crime through research.

#LameOLuxon and #ChippyBot aka @chrishipkins.bsky.social would absolutely sh*t of they knew about this place... www.waikato.ac.nz/research/ins...

I follow their webinars and they support the "offensive" statements that Tamantha Paul made.

FWIW, so does my own experience on the street...