We’re excited to announce a new practice area launching today:
Office Snack Disputes & Refrigerator Enforcement Law 🍲🍎🥪
Focused exclusively on resolving the most pressing workplace conflicts.
(Just kidding… but we’re happy to help with the real ones.)
#AprilFools #LawyerHumor
Client: “I drafted the contract myself.”
The contract: 9 pages of vibes, loopholes, and Comic Sans.
#LegalHorrorStories #ContractFail #LawyerHumor
Client logic: $2K now? Too expensive.
Also client: Pays $20K later to fix what could’ve been avoided.
ROI? Never heard of her.
#LegalMath #LawyerHumor #PreventativeLaw
Client: “I drafted the contract myself.”
The contract: 9 pages of vibes, loopholes, and Comic Sans.
#LegalHorrorStories #ContractFail #LawyerHumor
Client logic: $2K now? Too expensive.
Also client: Pays $20K later to fix what could’ve been avoided.
ROI? Never heard of her.
#LegalMath #LawyerHumor #PreventativeLaw
Client: “I drafted the contract myself.”
The contract: 9 pages of vibes, loopholes, and Comic Sans.
#LegalHorrorStories #ContractFail #LawyerHumor
Client logic: $2K now? Too expensive.
Also client: Pays $20K later to fix what could’ve been avoided.
ROI? Never heard of her.
#LegalMath #LawyerHumor #PreventativeLaw
To the attorneys who read the fine print, draft the disclaimers, and still make time for a little fun... this one’s for you. 💝⚖️
Happy Valentine’s Day to the LACBA community!
📸 Repost from ABA Journal
#LACBA #ValentinesDay #Lawyerhumor #lawyers #losangeleslawyer #lawmeme
Client: “I drafted the contract myself.”
The contract: 9 pages of vibes, loopholes, and Comic Sans.
#LegalHorrorStories #ContractFail #LawyerHumor
Client logic: $2K now? Too expensive.
Also client: Pays $20K later to fix what could’ve been avoided.
ROI? Never heard of her.
#LegalMath #LawyerHumor #PreventativeLaw
Client: “I drafted the contract myself.”
The contract: 9 pages of vibes, loopholes, and Comic Sans.
#LegalHorrorStories #ContractFail #LawyerHumor
Client logic: $2K now? Too expensive.
Also client: Pays $20K later to fix what could’ve been avoided.
ROI? Never heard of her.
#LegalMath #LawyerHumor #PreventativeLaw
Client: “I drafted the contract myself.”
The contract: 9 pages of vibes, loopholes, and Comic Sans.
#LegalHorrorStories #ContractFail #LawyerHumor
Client logic: $2K now? Too expensive.
Also client: Pays $20K later to fix what could’ve been avoided.
ROI? Never heard of her.
#LegalMath #LawyerHumor #PreventativeLaw
Q: Why did the lawyer love math?
A: He enjoyed calculating damages.
#ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes
Client: “I drafted the contract myself.”
The contract: 9 pages of vibes, loopholes, and Comic Sans.
#LegalHorrorStories #ContractFail #LawyerHumor
Client logic: $2K now? Too expensive.
Also client: Pays $20K later to fix what could’ve been avoided.
ROI? Never heard of her.
#LegalMath #LawyerHumor #PreventativeLaw
Q: Why was the lawyer so good at basketball?
A: He knew how to handle the court.
#ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes
Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite candy?
A: Legal M&Ms — mostly motions and memoranda.
#ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
#ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes
Client: “I drafted the contract myself.”
The contract: 9 pages of vibes, loopholes, and Comic Sans.
#LegalHorrorStories #ContractFail #LawyerHumor
Client logic: $2K now? Too expensive.
Also client: Pays $20K later to fix what could’ve been avoided.
ROI? Never heard of her.
#LegalMath #LawyerHumor #PreventativeLaw
Q: What did the lawyer say to the mirror?
A: “I rest my case.”
#ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes
Q: Why was the lawyer so good at crossword puzzles?
A: He knew all the right terms.
#ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes
Q: Why do lawyers never get bored?
A: There’s always another case to handle.
#ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes
Client: “I drafted the contract myself.”
The contract: 9 pages of vibes, loopholes, and Comic Sans.
#LegalHorrorStories #ContractFail #LawyerHumor
Client logic: $2K now? Too expensive.
Also client: Pays $20K later to fix what could’ve been avoided.
ROI? Never heard of her.
#LegalMath #LawyerHumor #PreventativeLaw
Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite kind of dog?
A: A subpoo-dle.
#ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes
Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite game?
A: Truth or subpoena.
#ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes
Lawyers really take the fun out of everything.
A: Even Santa comes with a Clause.
#ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes
