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Luck gets the headlines — awareness keeps you out of the blast radius.
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Q: Why did the lawyer love math?
A: He enjoyed calculating damages.
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Q: Why was the lawyer so good at basketball?
A: He knew how to handle the court.
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Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite candy?
A: Legal M&Ms — mostly motions and memoranda.
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Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
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Q: What did the lawyer say to the mirror?
A: “I rest my case.”
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Q: Why was the lawyer so good at crossword puzzles?
A: He knew all the right terms.
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Today's publisher's pride (#books on #bestseller lists): the #awardwinning #book, #RV Oopsies by Larry MacDonald
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Q: Why do lawyers never get bored?
A: There’s always another case to handle.
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Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite kind of dog?
A: A subpoo-dle.
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Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite game?
A: Truth or subpoena.
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Lawyers really take the fun out of everything.
A: Even Santa comes with a Clause.
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They said 'follow your dreams.'
I followed mine… and it led to a 2 a.m. investor email thread. 🌙💌
Share your late-night hustle moment!
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"VCs: 'We invest in groundbreaking ideas.'
Also VCs: 'Can you present that in Comic Sans?' 🤡
Tag a founder who's faced this font fiasco!"
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Q: What does a lawyer order to drink?
A: Just-ice.
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Q: Why did the elephant lawyer lose their case?
A: Because his argument was irrele-phant.
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Q: Why don't attorneys go to the beach?
A: Because even the sand can't escape their jurisdiction!
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Q: Why don't attorneys go skydiving?
A: Because it's always too much of a liability!
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Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A: A father-in-law.
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Q: Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court?
A: Because they heard the case was about a high crime!
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Today's publisher's pride (#books on #bestseller lists): #RV Oopsies (MacDonald)
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Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First, they lie on one side, then they lie on the other side!
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Yesterday's publisher's pride (#books on #bestseller) is #RV Oopsies, an #awardwinning #humorous and #helpful #book by Larry MacDonald
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