Q: Why did the lawyer love math?
A: He enjoyed calculating damages.
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Q: Why was the lawyer so good at basketball?
A: He knew how to handle the court.
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Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite candy?
A: Legal M&Ms — mostly motions and memoranda.
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Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
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Q: What did the lawyer say to the mirror?
A: “I rest my case.”
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Q: Why was the lawyer so good at crossword puzzles?
A: He knew all the right terms.
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Q: Why do lawyers never get bored?
A: There’s always another case to handle.
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Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite kind of dog?
A: A subpoo-dle.
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Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite game?
A: Truth or subpoena.
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Lawyers really take the fun out of everything.
A: Even Santa comes with a Clause.
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Q: What does a lawyer order to drink?
A: Just-ice.
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Q: Why did the elephant lawyer lose their case?
A: Because his argument was irrele-phant.
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Q: Why don't attorneys go to the beach?
A: Because even the sand can't escape their jurisdiction!
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Q: Why don't attorneys go skydiving?
A: Because it's always too much of a liability!
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Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A: A father-in-law.
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Q: Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court?
A: Because they heard the case was about a high crime!
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Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First, they lie on one side, then they lie on the other side!
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"If it please the court."
First of all, the court needs to simmer the fuck down.
Second, what kind of maniac even *gets* pleased by a second amended motion filing? This court is freaky.
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Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Q: Why did the judge wear a wig?
A: To cover up his bald verdict.
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Q: Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
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Q: Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court?
A: Because they heard the case was about a high crime!
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Q: Why did the lawyer go to the zoo?
A: To see the legal eagles.
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Q: Why did the scarecrow become a successful lawyer?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Not being a lawyer or even minimally versed in rules of federal criminal procedure, I'll admit I had to look up this Rule 41(g). But, once I did, gotta admit this post is pretty damn funny (in a dark and dispiriting way). #LegalJokes
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