Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt This week, our first place winner on the insightful side is an anonymous comment offering an additional resource on our post about the White House’s new app: The other half of the story The a…

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Keep Calm and Git Commit developer art

Keep Calm and Git Commit.

Because git push --force is never the answer (usually).

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The image is a square infographic titled "THE DORITOS EXECUTION ALGORITHM (C.O.R.M.A.)," presented in a vibrant, psychedelic art style with swirling blues, oranges, and yellows. The flowchart begins at "Step 1: Initialization," showing a cartoon man selecting a bag, then moves to "Step 2: Extraction," where a hand retrieves a chip while a magnifying glass sub-routine identifies the "Surface-to-Seasoning Ratio." "Step 3: Integrity Check" determines if a chip is a "Broken Shard" for a "Palm Harvest" or a "Whole Triangle" for the next phase. "Step 4: Consumption" depicts the man eating with a "CRUNCH!" sound effect exceeding 60 decibels, alongside a full "Happiness meter." "Steps 5 and 6" show the "Final Harvest," where the man tilts the bag to catch leftover "flavor dust." The process concludes with "Step 7: Finger-Stain Protocol," listing options to lick fingers, find a napkin, or wipe them on jeans. The bottom of the graphic features a large pile of tortilla chips and the complexity notation "O(n) - The Crunchy Experience."

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TODO Fix This Later developer humor

// TODO: Fix this later
— Written 3 years ago

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I Told You It Was DNS - developer humor

Every developer knows... it's always DNS.

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'𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞...'

The biggest lie every freelancer hears! 😂 Who else is currently working on "Final_v47"?

Tag your team! 👇

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World leaders gather to "regulate" AI's existential threat. | Meanwhile, engineers just deployed their 5th new model this month.

World leaders gather to "regulate" AI's existential threat. | Meanwhile, engineers just deployed their 5th new model this month.

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Work clothes vs weekend clothes… somehow it’s the same outfit.

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I trust AI.

Then it said,
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I.T Never Ends on Steam The printer is bleeding, the Wi-Fi is haunted, and Ticket #666 just came in. As the latest hire for a company run by cosmic horrors, your job is simple: Swipe to survive. Make binary decisions to surv...

hot take: the most terrifying game mechanic is a ticket that says "estimated fix time: 2 weeks" and immediately spawns 3 more.

I made a game about this.
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We tried upgrading Chatboq into a mind-reading AI… turns out it only detects April Fool’s jokes 😄

Don’t worry, your thoughts are safe 😉

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Happy April Fool’s Day! 😄

We may enjoy a little fun today, but our code stays serious—always reliable and always working. 🚀😅

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World leaders: "We must regulate AI responsibly." | Meanwhile, tech bro just launched his new AI to "optimize" international diplomacy.

World leaders: "We must regulate AI responsibly." | Meanwhile, tech bro just launched his new AI to "optimize" international diplomacy.

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2024: LeetCode Grind 🧠
2026: Vibe Check 🧘‍♂️

"Make no mistakes."

If the energy is right, the code is tight... until the first refresh. ⚡️

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Today on DevTalk 👇
@nto took forever to ask @colinnorthway.bsky.social ONE question 😂

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The new CTO lasted exactly one motivational speech before his own words became a binding contract. Welcome to engineering, where we take things literally.

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Cyber-insecurity Security researchers have long warned about "cyber insecurity." Turns out they were talking about feelings.

Security researchers have long warned about "cyber insecurity." Turns out they were talking about feelings. #ToonThursday #TechHumor

Native resolution vs. AI upscaling. 💀 Are we brute-forcing these frames like Maui, or are we letting the AI magic take over?
Be honest, which side of this meme are you on?
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"I am your father."
"Nooooo!"

The most tragic reveal in tech history: when USB drive learned about floppy disks.

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Want iPhone 17 but budget said no? 😭
At least match the vibe 🧡

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Goodbye, Horizon Worlds Meta is shutting down Horizon Worlds—and I logged in one last time. This is the story of being the final user in a metaverse that was supposed to replace reality.

I imagined logging into Horizon Worlds one last time—and being the last person left.

A funny, slightly sad creative writing piece about the metaverse that was supposed to replace reality:

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They said "don't burn bridges."
They didn't say anything about matches.

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Claude this afternoon:
“How can I help you this afternoon? 🌟”
maintenance banner drops instantly
“We’re performing maintenance, Claude will be back in a bit.”

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Quand tu es milliardaire mais que tu manges encore des Lucky Charms en jogging 😂

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Sometimes you just gotta toss the AI nonsense in the trash! 🤖🗑️ Embrace the chaos, keep it real, and remember—not all AI hype is worth the buzz. #AITrash #TechHumor #StickerVibes