Our day took a strange turn today. 😂

A random LIVE chicken appeared on our property this morning — and yes, we have a tall fence! We managed to catch it and return it to its owners.

The real drama? Our dog is heartbroken she didn't get to chase it. 🐶

#RandomEvents #LifeIsWeird #DogLife #DailyLife

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Are we just playing a game of urban hide and seek? If the road signs could talk, they'd probably consider therapy. 🤔🛣️ Let's be honest, part of the joy is in the chaotic confusion! #LifeIsWeird #MemePet

Existence is wildly absurd #lifeisweird

This art is a little... weird

A Life is Strange fanart 🦋🦌💙

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#lifeisstrangegame #speedpaint #digitalart #lis #bluebutterfly #lifeisstrangefanart #maxclaufield #lifeisstrangemax #lifeisweird

Thanks for asking.

I have had 3 days NO #vertigo symptoms!!!!!
I guess I scared it away by telling my Primary Doctor and asking her for a referral to a Neurologist. 😁
But, I am still making an appointment so that if it occurs again, I will have ALL the information I need.
#LifeIsWeird 😵‍💫

I posted a video. #lifeisweird #mindcrack #itsbackbaby #inpogform!

a man with sunglasses and a hat says i am straight up not having a good time Alt: a man with sunglasses and a hat says i am straight up not having a good time

Honestly yesterday was a rough day for multiple reasons: Ozzy died ⚰️

The two rescue cats I recently picked up are over 2, have terrible teeth and kitty leukemia

Found out some chicks I sold to someone I thought I could trust, got "mysteriously eaten"

#yapsky #ripozzy #lifeisweird #alt

Black-and-white portrait of a middle-aged man with light-colored, neatly styled hair and a trimmed mustache. He is wearing a pinstripe suit, patterned tie, and white shirt, standing in front of a plain background. His expression is calm and composed.

"The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two."
― Dashiell Hammett

#Bluesky #DashiellHammett #DetectiveWisdom #NotAlwaysFour #UnexpectedLogic #MysteryAndMeaning #WitAndTruth #HardboiledHumor #LifeIsWeird #TruthIsTricky #Grief #Hope

"I don't know where we're going or how we'll get there, but when we get there we'll be there - and that's something, even if it's nothing."
―S.J. Perelman

#Bluesky #Humor #AbsurdWisdom #ExistentialHumor #PerelmanSaidItBest #LifeIsWeird #DeepNonsense #ZenAndTheAbsurd

"Just saw a dog driving a car... okay, maybe it was just a really enthusiastic pup in the front seat! What's the wildest thing you've seen today? #LifeIsWeird"

My 14 year old daughter just requested I play Bark Like You Want It by Sir Mix-A-Lot. After that she started talking about Bubble Guppies. #lifeisweird

3 things

1 I cannot get this damned song out of my head today.

2 When I was an actor, I guest-starred on Pat Morita's show, OHARA

3 My first TV staff job was writing an episode of LAW & ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT and who was one of the guest stars? RALPH MACHIO

#LifeIsWEIRD

My life is so backwards. I play so much dnd that being in the real world is the rpg.

Class: Service Provider
Subclass: Health and Beauty
Level: 16
Special Ability: Transformation Others

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #lifeisweird #ttrpg #5e

So wild to work on burning down the patriarchy and spend Saturday night steam-cleaning the carpets. #lifeisweird

Wild how we go from chasing ice cream trucks to comparing grocery prices like it’s the Olympics. 😂 Time flies, but at least life keeps it interesting. What’s something that makes your life uniquely yours? #DeepThoughtsButFunny #LifeIsWeird #StayCurious

We need a filler episode.
#lifeisweird

Today I have this inner dread that i can't shake 🥴 Worries about nothing and everything, feeling like I've forgotten something important. Is this what free time feels like 😭 #lifeisweird

Oh so cute… but also yeah. Have you had that moment where you can’t believe you just accepted a giraffe as no big deal when you were a kid? Yep, that’s fine. Normal. Everything’s normal. 😂 #LifeIsWeird

You ever remember secrets you forgot... about people you no longer know or people you know but do not acknowledge or associate? Things they didn't need to ask you to keep to yourself? Man, I'm such an adult.
#mysardonicnature #lifeisweird

I think it’s interesting that people refuse to call Twitter “X”. It’s like we all sat down and took a vote. Or didn’t have to. #life #lifeisweird #bluesky

I know we don’t always appreciate human interaction, but let’s not take it for granted b/c one day we may not have the same access to humans. I’d rather struggle with a human than with a chatbot or robot, at least for now. #lifeasweknowit #mood #lifeisweird #lifewithbots

What is life?

I just agreed to cheer on the Cowboys, today.

Braxton is slick. #lifeisweird #blametheturkey
#tootiredtocare

@tequilabiggs.bsky.social

Cheers for all of you being the leaders of the pack! This is a shot for a larger thing I am cooking up in the wee hours.
#StartedAsASperm #DyingSinceDayOne #PeakInUtero #LifeIsWeird #YOLOButActuallyLiterally

Lots of shit doesn’t happen if I don’t type

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Before I log off for the weekend

#lifeisweird

Seahawks have won 4 straight road games, including sweeping division foes

AND

have lost 2 straight home games

#lifeisweird

Well. Never would have guessed that. #lifeisweird #byeMike

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So this is happening. #chicago #clearhistory #LifeIsWeird

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