A double, for missing yesterday…
My friend told me I might be getting the boot. Well, I made them turn heel; guess the shoe’s on the other foot now!
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I know some people get real greedy with explosives. But between you and me, they’re all mine.
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I’m wondering how trees are as pets. From what my neighbor tells me, their bark is worse than their bite.
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I’m thinking of scheduling a dentist’s appointment. I hear the best time to go is tooth-hurty.
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Sometimes, I have to keep an eye out for angry water. Thankfully, I can tell when it’s steaming.
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I tend to lose people when I talk about sine and cosine. In their defense, I usually go on a tangent.
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Was talking about cooking yesterday, but I should say, my attempts at baking fall apart whenever I take my eyes off of whatever I make. I guess that’s just how the cookie crumbles.
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Lesson for today: it’s best to be slightly miffed at something when making meatloaf. After all, you need a bit of beef.
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People tell me that I look too much at mirrors. I think I should reflect on it for a little.
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I hear pigs have beef with hamburgers. After all, there’s no ham!
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You can trust whales over tuna. What they say and do isn’t as fishy.
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If people can gobble a turkey, how do they quack a duck?
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You think waterways are good on social media? They’re always handling streams after all.
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Sometimes, I wonder if spiders are good on the internet. After all, they watch the web all day.
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Is bread lazy? I hear it knows how to load around.
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Sorry for forgetting yesterday, so to fix that, here’s a two-in-one:
I hear growing bananas can be very appealing. However, I won my do it, as I don’t find it a very fruitful endeavor.
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Hammers are probably really smart tools. They usually hit the nail right on the head after all.
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Rumor is that potato sacks happen to take church sacraments very seriously.
Guess they’re not sacrilegious.
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Do you think pirates had to give up their treasure for their peg legs? After all, you’d think they would cost an arm and a leg.
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Is it true that snowmen are temperamental? I hear they give people the cold shoulder.
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Why are vegetables such good musicians? They always have the greatest beets.
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This week, our top story: due to an unseen surplus of both pickles and hot dogs, ball parks are selling their famous hot dogs and “pickle dogs” outside the normal park hours.
Pickle enthusiasts are relishing the developments.
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You think royal families love parades? After all, I imagine that the crowds of onlookers worry that people might reign on them.
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I’ll be honest, I’m torn on the board game Battleship. To me, it’s always a hit-or-miss.
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Today I learned that people can only wear one necktie for sake of being able to do anything. If they wore more than one, they’d be all tied up.
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You know, pigs are really hard workers from what I hear. They can really bring home the bacon.
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I’m worried about getting the flu. From what I know, they’re nothing to sneeze at.
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I hear hawks and falcons are actually very religious. After all, their other name is “birds of pray”.
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You know, I really think soccer balls are neat. You can get a kick out of them.
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This week, our top story: local duck Jeremy Quackington has decided to run for office today.
In a statement as to why, the duck noted that they had always been good with bills, so this felt like a good nesting ground.
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