On a stone bridge are three fancy shoes and two bits of golden clothing - scarf or dress. Resting on its side against the bridge is a wide plastic frog with a smile on its face.
"Ah, my sweet princess, you've come to save me!
… what do you mean you're just here to go skinny-dipping in the Roxbourne?? I may look like a plastic amphibian but I'm really ROYALTY! … oh, you're anti-monarchist? Shit."
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