A brown and white tiled wall of a tube station has a sign with the dark blue stripe of the Piccadilly line across the top, but no text or other signage. Below a painted 'NO EXIT' sign.

THIS SIGN INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK

#LondonUnderground #photography #WeirdLondon #Signs #London

Extra Toilet. Our London last minute booking featured an extra toilet on the balcony. How convenient. #london #incongruity #weirdlondon #plumbing

A sign outside a large house with a metal gate reads "18" at the top and "NEUHAWCE" below

"What did you call your new house? I know how you love naming things."
"Well… we were really stuck for inspiration, so we just went for something simple."
#names #WeirdLondon #London #photography #puns

A fox standing on the pavement between a line of tree trunks and a white railing.

I swear I'm a parody of myself sometimes. Just now, out to stretch my legs, and buy some bananas - another #fox
Maybe I should leave 'em a letter?
#WeirdLondon #psychogeography

A man wearing a large mask and a suit stands outside a building's emergency exit. The mask might be made out of a large thick plastic storage bottle, it has round holes for eyes and mouth, and a blocky triangular nose. His hands are in his pockets

A man wearing a large mask and a suit stands outside a building's emergency exit. The mask might be made out of a large thick plastic storage bottle, it has round holes for eyes and mouth, and a blocky triangular nose. His hands are in his pockets, mand he's looking down and to one side, giving him a sad or nervous feeling

"They say 'Dress for the job you want!'
… yeah 😔"
#WeirdLondon #StreetPhotography #London #Photography #SilentSunday

Just #Whitechapel things... 🐴
#London #horse #horseAndCart #weirdLondon #loveLondon

A chair with a model skeleton just about visible within it faces towards a large lake. The chair and the lake are surrounded by greenery and trees.

A chair with a model skeleton sitting in it is surrounded by trees and other greenery. Beyond is very bright, light falling upon the skeleton's face.

"No, leave me here. Leave me with my memories of #summer…"

#WeirdLondon #skeleton #photography #London #NaturePhotography

On a stone bridge are three fancy shoes and two bits of golden clothing - scarf or dress. Resting on its side against the bridge is a wide plastic frog with a smile on its face.

"Ah, my sweet princess, you've come to save me!
… what do you mean you're just here to go skinny-dipping in the Roxbourne?? I may look like a plastic amphibian but I'm really ROYALTY! … oh, you're anti-monarchist? Shit."
#WeirdLondon #TellingStories #LondonsRivers

A sculpture between two flowerpots is of a kneeling figure with two legs, no arms, and a body and head that are largely round and smooth with a cowl around the top of the head all creating a suggestively phallic appearance.

A sculpture between two flowerpots is of a kneeling figure with two legs, no arms, and a body and head that are largely round and smooth with a cowl around the top of the head all creating a suggestively phallic appearance. Viewed from below it has a face with hollows for eyes, a nose and mouth.

#PerspectivesOnTheBarbican XVI: "That sure is an interesting #sculpture to put on your driveway…"

Content warning for rather suggestively phallic sculpture (though not more than suggestive)

#WeirdLondon #photography #London

Five garden gnomes are in shadow on a ledge that's part of a rivetted metal structure, above a sign saying 'Warning Limited clearance' The fifth is on a different ledge to the others and has a pride flag. In front of it is a pillar with a sign saying "Fenchurch Street" and giving directions.

Alas I failed to spy the gnome waving the #pride flag, stationed by the marsh church. Next time! Unless they go a-wandering…

#WeirdLondon #Photography #London

Four garden gnomes are in shadow on a ledge that's part of a rivetted metal structure, above a sign saying 'Warning Limited clearance'

The #railway #gnomes hope that your #midsummers journeys are felicitous and timely.

Felicitous.
And timely.

#TellingStories #WeirdLondon #Photography #London

A spherical green ornamental owl sits ona ledge behind a brick wall. On the wall is a sign saying "Do not take owl" with a crossed out hand.

🎵"You can't take this owl away from me.
You've taken so much - you lost all my thrush.
But you won't take this #owl away from me!" 🎶
#WeirdLondon #SignsOfTheTimes #London #Photography

A broken toilet has been dumped on it's 'back' on the side of a car park. Directly above it on the wall has been painted a Christian (Latin) cross in blue.

"The world is getting so weird.
You turn on the news, or even just head out into the city, and it's like… what is going on? Holy shit."

#WeirdLondon #psychogeography #photography #London #StreetArt

A life sized sculpture toy soldier wearing a crown is behind a pub doorway. It is in colour, everything else is grey.

Soon…
Soon we shall march!

#WeirdLondon #photography #London #StreetPhotography

Someone in dungarees and a bandanna stands in front of a wide arched recess in the side of a building, which has metal bars across it and a locked gate in that barring.

"What the fuck? What is this even for??" Where the Old Bailey goes into recess.
#WeirdLondon #Walktober #photography #London
(It's probably a vehicle entrance later bricked up, perhaps for security reasons, left as a smokers alcove, then gated off when being awful to the homeless became a priority.)

London Underground station display board with the time '01:27:23' at the bottom, and above it 'Victoria Line' and 'Platforms 1&2 - Southbound'

View along a London Undergound platform, with a tube stopped, doors closed. A departures display board has the time '02:24.18', and above it 'All trains go to King's Cross St. Pancras, Euston and Victoria'

View towards the end of a London Underground platform. Behind safety barriers, near the ceiling, there's an analog clock face displaying the time as two o'clock

Walthamstow Central seemed a little… confused about the #time, when I walked to there after a Halloween party.
These were taken within 30 seconds, first to last

#WeirdLondon #ClocksGoBack #LondonUnderground #London #photography #Walktober

A tag reading "FOR FALL ARREST USE ONLY - SINGLE USER ONLY" appears to be attached to ivy on top of a stone wall.

Huh, I thought it was just in adventure computer games where you could grab onto ivy whilst falling and that'd actually do something. Have I become a Protagonist?

#WeirdLondon #photography #Walktober #London