A fluffy black cat is sprawled full length amidst a nest of favourite blankets; next to him, a tape measure indicates he’s approximately 35 inches long from nose to tail. That’s just under the full yard I ordered.
Close up of the cat, one eye glinting, and the tape measure, yep definitely 35 inches.
The cat has now extended one paw along the measuring tape, to reach the 40 inch mark. A yard and a bit more, for good measure.
Paw and measuring tape, together making the case that the cat distribution system considers this one more than meets the Cats By The Yard guarantee. Okay, fine.
I generally buy my cats by the yard - and was fixing to lay a complaint under the Consumer Guarantees Act on account of being shortchanged, until this fella offered what you might call an extended guarantee.
#longcatislong 🇳🇿🐱