First joke of the year!
Q: why was the person wearing two sets of underwear in the winter?
A: so their lips didn’t get chapped 😭🤣😭🤣😭
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Monday teehee:
Q: what did the man who murdered the chick pea get charged with?
A: hummuside 😭🤣😭🤣
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Thursday morning joke time! #LoveJokes
Q: why was the lizard soft?
A: It had a reptile dysfunction 😂😭😁
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I’m on a corny joke roll lately lol. Y’all just walk with me 🤣 I gotta add a hashtag so I can find em #LoveJokes
Q: why don’t you hear psychologists going to the bathroom?
A: the p (pee) is silent 🤣🤣
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Y’all wanna read a joke?
Q: what do you call 15 rabbits in a row, hoppin backwards?
A: a receding hare-line 🤣🐇
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🤣🤣🤣 #LoveJokes
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A lil funny to close out the week:
Q: what fruit is the best at archery?
A: peppers. Cuz they habanero lolol 😂
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EP 202 is ready for your listening enjoyment! https://buff.ly/42tIET7
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*squeal* this is truly my FAVE one lmao
Q: Why were the ocean's waves so high?
A: seaWEED lolol
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Sure!!!
Q: What do you call a dog that meditates at night?
A: Aware-wolf 😂😁
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A lil jokey joke for the cold folx:
Q: why did the person who was freezing go stand in the corner?
A: cuz it's always 90 degrees over there 😂😁
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Aye yall. Why the Uncs been getting sick lately?
It’s cuz they don’t have auntie-bodies 🤭🤣
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Now that we’re in the new year, did y’all hear Santa and Mrs. Claus are getting divorced?
He had one Ho too many this year and she couldn’t take it anymore 😂
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Q: why did the man not recognize the vegan lady?
A: he’d never seen her-bivore 🤣🤣
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Joke time!
Q: why was the letter E the only one to get a gift from Santa?
A: All other letters were not E (naughty) 😂
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And another one
Q: why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A: cuz her lipstick 🤣🤣
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Late night funny!
Q: what's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
A: you can't make a vitamin
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I also love very corny jokes! My fave:
Q: why were the ocean’s waves so high?
A: sea-weed 🤣🤣
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