A satirical text post styled as a monologue from Lucifer. He praises South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone for securing a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount while mocking their anatomically accurate portrayal of Donald Trump. Lucifer denies sleeping with Trump, saying he’s had Cleopatra and Marc Antony but “even I have standards.” He blames the Trump liaison on Daryl, Hell’s intern, who now works at the DMV—“no soul, perfect fit.” The tone is darkly humorous and irreverent, with hashtags referencing satire, the devil, and media critique.

Kudos, South Park.
$1.5B and anatomically correct—tiny weenie and all.
I did not sleep with that man.
I’ve had Cleopatra and Marc Antony.
Trump? Even I have standards.

That was Daryl—Hell’s intern.
He’s back at the DMV now.
No soul. Perfect fit.

#LuciferHasStandards
#RightsAndReason