Asteroid Spares Earth, Decides Moon Needs a Cosmic Smackdown Instead #AsteroidDrama #NotTheMoon #EarthSighsInRelief #LunarInsurance #SpaceNews By: TheJestPress.com **Asteroid Declines Earthly Destruction, Moon Braces for Unscheduled “Facial”** In what experts are calling “the greatest miss since your dad tried to fry an egg without a spatula,” NASA reports that the much-hyped asteroid 2024-BYEBYE, previously expected to threaten Earth, will now swerve past our planet and may instead crash headlong into the Moon.

Asteroid Spares Earth, Decides Moon Needs a Cosmic Smackdown Instead

#AsteroidDrama #NotTheMoon #EarthSighsInRelief #LunarInsurance #SpaceNews By: TheJestPress.com **Asteroid Declines Earthly Destruction, Moon Braces for Unscheduled “Facial”** In what experts are calling “the greatest miss since…