🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀 I wanna know which ones out of y'all WATCHED this!???? You need to rethink your life if you wasted 1.5 to 2 hrs on this hot mess. I'll ask Creator for extra blessings for your dumbasses today. Aho 🙏🏽🙏🏽
#MAGAFOOLS #MAGAMORONS #MELANIAMOVIE #FUCKTRUMP #FUCKICE
#FUCKYOUIFYOUVOTEDFORTHEPEDOPHILE

to be a failure

like the #MELANIAMOVIE

Oh boy! Melania has another pretend job! First lady Melania Trump dropped a little teaser for her “Fostering the Future Together Global Coalition Summit” on X Monday afternoon, so let’s get hyped. Not that you’d know what to get ...

www.dailykos.com/stories/2026... #MelaniaTrump said the opposite of what trump's doing to our children!!! Don't believe her! #BeBest #MelaniaMovie #FosteringTheFuture

‘Project Hail Mary’ becomes Amazon’s highest-grossing film debut | Fortune The film from Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer studio was the No. 1 film at the US and Canadian box office this weekend with $80.5 million worth of tickets.

Poor Jeff Bezos really needed a hit after that stinker, Melania!

‘Project Hail Mary’ becomes Amazon’s highest-grossing film debut
fortune.com/2026/03/22/p...

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

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Poor Jeff Bezos really needed a hit after that stinker, Melania!

‘Project Hail Mary’ becomes Amazon’s highest-grossing film debut
fortune.com/2026/03/22/project-hail-...

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb […]

Reagans watching the #MelaniaMovie

By the way…I watched it so you don’t have to, but that was one of the worst documentaries of all time. Self-promoting, obviously staged and scripted. As someone who cherishes film 🎥

Thumbs down. 👎
#MelaniaMovie

O mother, mother!
What have you done? Behold, the heavens do ope,
The gods look down, and this unnatural scene
They laugh at. O my mother, mother!
CORIOLANUS, 5.3

#ShakespeareSunday
THEME: Mothers & Children
#MelaniaMovie

#MelaniaDocumentary
#MelaniaMovie
Has just been released on #Prime after just a couple weeks in the theaters with poor #RottenTomatoes 7% ratings and a paltry 1.7 IMDB.
I made sure to give a thumbs down 👎🏻 review before blocking the title from being viewed.
No ho in my tv.

Maybe if they renamed the Melania movie to “The Strait of Wh*re Moos” more people might stream it.

#melania #melaniamovie #amazon #maga #trump #joke #funny #humor #humour #comedy

Melania - The Reelness U.S. First Lady Melania Trump takes viewers on a journey into the 20 days leading up to the 2025 inauguration of her husband, President Donald Trump. This

Melania: The U.S. First Lady gets in and out of limos and private jets for an hour and 44 minutes in this dull “documentary” on Amazon Prime.
#moviereview #Melaniamovie #Melaniadocumentary

Just had to make sure this wasn't going to play...
#MelaniaMovie #Prime #thumbsdown

Have a lol with This Week Again podcast open.spotify.com/episode/4ywO...

#MelaniaMovie #Bomb #funny #podcast

Stars of the #MelaniaMovie

‘Melania’ Movie Goes to Streaming After Humiliating Box Office Bomb Amazon insists that it will “recoup” its millions once the documentary hits streaming.

Maybe throw in some used bath water?

‘Melania’ Movie Goes to Streaming After Humiliating Box Office Bomb
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mel...

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

‘Melania’ Movie Goes to Streaming After Humiliating Box Office Bomb Amazon insists that it will “recoup” its millions once the documentary hits streaming.

Maybe throw in some used bath water?

‘Melania’ Movie Goes to Streaming After Humiliating Box Office Bomb
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/melania-movie-g...

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

Melania

#MelaniaMovie
#Shitshow #political #illustration

Melania

#MelaniaMovie
#Shitshow #political #illustration

Meme with an image of people facing a theatre stage, and an image of Abraham Lincoln to the side. Meme text reads: Reviews of Melania "The absolute worst experience I've ever had in a theatre." -- Abraham Lincoln

Despite having been mocked out of the theatres immediately after its release, I am still seeing a few reviews pop up in my social media feed for the #MelaniaMovie .

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today […]

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Technically, the sleep of Angels:
#BrettRatner #MelaniaMovie
Maybe all those photographed Teddy Bear naps with clients weren’t just “I’m tired from SA-ing kids”. Blackmail is free.

#MelaniaMovie #BeBest #lol #trumptrash #rapist #trump #potus #flotus

How Much Money Has Melania Trump Documentary Made In Theaters So Far? “Melania,” director Brett Ratner’s documentary on First Lady Melania Trump, is still in theaters nearly a month after its release. How much has the film earned in ticket sales to date?

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING (like I was) how much money the #MelaniaMovie (Jeff Bezos' $70 Million dollar bribe) has made one month in:

So far, "Melania The Movie" has grossed $16.3M worldwide.

#MostCorruptPresidentInHistory #GrifterInChief #Emoluments
www.forbes.com/sites/timlam...

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IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING (like I was) how much money the #MelaniaMovie (Jeff Bezos' $70 Million dollar bribe) has made one month in:

It made $7M in the U.S. (almost nothing in the UK) it's opening weekend, but (as you'd expect) interest PLUNGED after that.

So far, "Melania The Movie" has […]

The Donald called Melania a "movie star".
I remember when Jean-Claude Van Damme called himself a "movie star" in the nineties. Belgium couldn't stop laughing.
#melania #melaniamovie #melaniatrump #flotus #firstlady #jeanclaudevandamme #belgium #movie #movies #film #films

A tweet that made me laugh out loud, from Themissybaker. #themissybaker #Melaniamovie

Has anybody seen this
PR Puff Piece and money funneling Movie #Melania ?
#Bezos
#Amazon
#MelaniaMovie
#PresidentsDay

Amazon execs pray that new scheme wins 'Melania' viewers after disastrous box office crash After a second disastrous weekend drop in ticket sales for the much-maligned “Melania” movie, executives at Amazon Studios are pinning their hopes on new Prime Video sign-ups when the box office disas...

Executives at Amazon Studios are pinning their hopes on new Prime Video sign-ups.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Maybe throw in some used Melania bath water as additional disincentive!

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

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After a second disastrous weekend drop in ticket sales for the much-maligned “Melania” movie, executives at Amazon Studios are pinning their hopes on new Prime Video sign-ups when the box office disaster becomes available for streaming.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Maybe throw in some used Melania […]

'Felonia' is not doing well at the box office. Mebbe #MAGA dark money don't want to waste anymore money artificially propping it up.
🤣 #MelaniaMovie #Bomb

Story here:
ca.news.yahoo.com/most-heinous...

Trump’s Fake Coal Award Mocked — RFK Jr ’s ‘Eat Real’ Roasted youtu.be/X5t5Yzd183U?... via @YouTube
#USNews #NowWatching #CurrentEvents #Discussion #Commentary #Politics They try but #FoxNews can't do #Comedy #Trump #DonaldTrump #CoalAward #RFKjr #EPA #HHS #MelaniaMovie #KidRock