See, not so short.
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
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Dear @bafta.org
Considering your Television and Film Association decided not to name DOOM Best Film even though DOOM brought on the waterworks, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#BAFTA #DOOMwar #PTAndersod
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
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See, not so short.
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
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GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
POTUS Supreme Dr. GEOFFREY S. DOOM
#doomsdayhasbegun #DOOMSday #MakeDOOMGreatAgain #Now
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Thank you for your attention to this matter — SAVE DOOM! POTUS Supreme DR. GEOFFREY S. DOOM :(
#DOOM #MaKEDOOMGreatAgain #MaDGA #Election #Fraud
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That’s two weeks of Avenging. It’s a very small number. Sounds like a lot of DOOM, but it’s a very small number, so we’re committed to $10 billion.
#doomsdayhasbegun #DOOM #doomsday #MakeDOOMGreatAgain #MaDGA! #MastersOfEvil
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Will be the Greatest Monument to DOOM ever built, now rising at the site of New DOOMstadt (formerly DC)— Fully paid for by Oligarch Patriot Donors. ZERO cost to our New Latverian (formerly US) Taxpayers!
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain #Ballroom #doomsday #doomsdayhasbegun
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Avengers, Howling Commandos, Hydra—a lot of super-people suggested it. Nothing's been done on that.
#DOOM #PutaDOOMonIt #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
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See, not so short.
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
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DOOM-PR: “Happy President’s Day, Mr. President Supreme 🇺🇸
EVERYONE came to your Birthday Party in 1986.”
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain
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Unlike all your favorite books, DOOM did not write this, but it feels timely for a point DOOM is currently Screaming into the Void: bookriot.com/trump-vs-doom-…
#DOOM #MakeDOOMGreatAgain #CartoonVillains
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DOOM is really proud of how well DOOM wrote this.
#DOOM #MakeDOOMGreatAgain #satire
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A … coincidence? NOT connected in ANY way to … DOOM’s Perfect poll numbers … ANYone buying that?!
#MakeDoomGreatAgain
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Many are saying that Darth Vader is a Kirkland-brand DOOM. Big burly Wookiees with tears in their eyes, they come up to me and say: “Sir, have you ever noticed how Lord Vader is slightly shorter than DOOM?”
Yes.
DOOM has noticed.
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #Now #TallKing
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As everyone knows, the Country of #Canada has treated Latveria very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the DOOM, and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and DOOMstadt. They own both the Canada and the Latveria side! #MakeDoomGreatAgain!
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Many people are saying that the Asguardians killed the scientist supreme who helped Latveria because of Hillary Clinton’s hacked emails.
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain #MDGA
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Has anyDOOM looked at the really poor numbers of @vanityfair.com Magazine. Way down, big trouble, RICHARDS!! Graydon Carter, no talent, will be out!
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain
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NO One will understand all of DOOM’s Perfect, Hysterical satire.
DOOM’s learned at @iowawriterswksp.bsky.social to write for DOOM’s perfect reader.
So DOOM writes for DOOM.
#DOOM #MakeDoomGreatAgain #amwriting
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Remember how long DOOM’s fingers used to be?
Many DOOMs were saying it, with big tears in their eyes, they said, “Sir, you have the most Proportionate fingers of any Fascy Despot on planet DOOM!
#DOOM #DOOMSDAY #MakeDoomGreatAgain
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DOOM. Is. OUTRAGED! Why is NO ONE talking about this?!
They made seven whole books about that little shitehawk?!
#EpsteinFiles #MakeDOOMgreatAgain #HarryPotter
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Dear @marvelstudiosusa.bsky.social
Considering your Cinematic Universe decided to only cast the 9th Top WorldWide Grossing Actor as DOOM in the upcoming biopic avengers DOOMsday, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#DOOM #DOOMSDAY
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
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DOOM has placed Complete and Perfect Faith in @ KristoffVernard, unless you Like him More than DOOM.
But not Eric.
#MakeDOOMgreatAgain
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Thank you, Al Fred Nobel! DOOM won’t tell … DOOM forgot the guy’s Name So he’s probably a Looser unless he said he Liked Doom—I won’t tell that Anonymous Forgotten Clown that you gave DOOM a Noble Piece Prise with even DOOM’s name on it!
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #DOOM #DOOMSDAY
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DOOM doesn’t know much
About #FengShui. But if any can answer a QUICK Question for DOOM.
If a Nobel Piece Prize was over there, would it make DOOM’s fingers look longer?
#MakeDoomGreatAgain
#MakeDoomGreatAgainNow
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Dear Animal Planet
Considering your PuppyBowl decided not to name DOOM winner even though DOOM’s coat is the Softest and Nicest, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#PuppyBowl #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
#EpsteinFiles
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Dear NFL
Considering your Bowl decided not to name DOOM preemptive victor after DOOM soloED all SKYrat #Seahawks and the totally unpopular #patriots, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
#EpsteinFiles
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