Was just chatting w/ my buddy & jokingly trying to market stuff for the rightwing nuts who believe in the rapture:

Rapture Pet Adoption “we’ll stay so you can go”
Rapture Day Greeting cards
Rapture Pet Sitting -in case they send you back
#MakeHellGreatAgain

Much needed laugh

I'm sorry, I've been thinking about this all week. I had to get it out of me. 😭 #makehellgreatagain #shitpost #vox

I think we should start a hashtag for the Trump funeral extravaganza. It'll be the turnout of the century. How bout #couldnttrumpdeath or #beezlebubsbitch? #MakeHellGreatAgain? #fourthcircleVIP? or maybe something more playful like #RIPyeahuknowme? Classier like #DeathBecomesHim? 🤞

(SATIRE)
The final boss of DOOM: The Dark Ages —“The Trumpkinator: Lord of Lies”
Armed with executive orders and ego blasts.
Weakness: Facts, indictments, and WiFi outages.

And honestly? I’d fight this boss in-game for real. Over. And over. And over again
#DOOMTheDarkAges #MakeHellGreatAgain #Trump