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#Manicfesto
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#GortonDentonByElection #Manicfesto
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Indeed . . . it comes as no surprise to us, that another of our long time genuine #Manicfesto pledges gets picked up . . eventually
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Once we are in Government, all opposition parties will be banned from using @bsky.app unless they tell the truth in every post they make. We will extend this policy to the House of Commons where any who speak a lie will be charged with treason and deselected as an MP
#Manicfesto
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Once we are in Government, all opposition parties will be banned from using TwitterX unless they tell the truth in every post they make. We will extend this policy to the House of Commons where any who speak a lie will be charged with treason and deselected as an MP
#Manicfesto
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Make America Great Britain Again!
We know that many in the USA are regretting their foolish decision to go it alone back in 1776. In a spirit of forgiveness we will 'acquire' America as the property of Great Britain & will generously allow them full colonial status.
#Manicfesto
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@jothekendall.bsky.social
Day 5 - Bohemian Rhapsody?
Once in Government, we will replace the current #NationalAnthem with #BohemianRhapsody by #Queen, as more people know the words to ALL of the verses instead of just the first one.
#Manicfesto
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We will combat political corruption by participating in it openly. We will establish the Board Of Bribery, who will set the going BOB rates, thus ensuring profits of #sleaze for the many, not just the few!
#Manicfesto
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All MPs will be required to wear the slogans of the company's that they undertake any 'work' or accept any payment from . . . Like F1 driver & snooker players.
#Manicfesto
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After the next #GeneralElection, we will introduce a 'cooling-off period' in case voters wish to change their minds and learn from any voting mistakes made the past.
#Manicfesto
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Rather than stirring up division we will unite everyone in the UK again by surrounding the UK with a large cardboard box so people can think they are either IN or OUT of the EU.
This will be known as Schrodinger's #Brexit
#Manicfesto
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We will stop the practice of council workers piling up tarmac on the roads in the form of speed humps and instead get them to put it in the plethora of potholes.
#Manicfesto
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We will reduce the voting age to 5 years old to reflect the behaviour of our elected politicians whilst 'debating' in Westminster.
If you can hold a crayon, you can vote.
The ONLY wasted vote . . . is one that isn't used!
#Manicfesto
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It bothers us as well . . . the unofficial loony parties steal our #Manicfesto pledges 5, 10 or 20 years later and never give even a smidge of credit . . . tsk
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@omrlp.bsky.social Cathedral City Cheddar should only be available in cities with cathedrals. #Manicfesto
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The ONLY wasted vote . . . is one that isn't used🎩
#Manicfesto
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As a more energy saving measure #ChurchillTime will be made a weekly event.
Clocks will go forward 2 hours on a Monday morning to reduce the drudgery of the day & then back on Friday evening thus getting an extra 2 hours to pursue leisure activities.
#Manicfesto #ClocksGoBack
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Once in Government, we will complete a 5 year Parliament in only 4 years.
This policy not only ensures a 20% saving for the public purse but also gives everyone in the UK a year off from listening to the unofficial loony politicians.
#Manicfesto
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Once in Government, all artists & musicians will be allowed to steal AI's work . . . let's see how he likes it!
#Manicfesto
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We will give free tuition fees to any student named Grant.
#Manicfesto #NoTaxRises #TuitionFees
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Still is . . . #Manicfesto
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I wonder if @omrlp.bsky.social would considering adding to their #Manicfesto the pledge to move Christmas to 7th September if they get into power? Mostly to screw up the plans of shops that start putting their Christmas stuff out at the end of August.
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We will reduce the voting age to 5 years old to reflect the behaviour of our elected politicians whilst 'debating' in Westminster. If you can hold a crayon, you can vote.
#Manicfesto #VotesAt16
www.loonyparty.com/4020/9079/st...
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Once in Government, we will cease to give the French over £150mil a year for non immigration control. Instead we will give the people smugglers 0.5% of this money to stop smuggling people to the UK.
The 99.5% of savings will be used to buy some better politicians
#Manicfesto
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Looks like @teamlabouruk.bsky.social are stealing another of our #Manicfesto pledges . . . this one from 2014
We will solve the problem of over-crowding in prisons by releasing all the innocent prisoners.
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As stated in our #Manicfesto . . .
1. We will help all asylum seekers by making sure that the asylums are better signposted.
2. We will reduce net migration by making sure that any nets are secured more firmly to the ground.
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