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When ADHD Meets Marriage
🤪 The funny part is… it’s actually true.
Loving someone with ADHD means every day is an adventure
— because the plan changed three times and nobody remembers why. 🤟🏼🥰
🎬 www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3I0...
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Your wife’s job might be your survival guide! 😳😂
From tracking snacks to using the “teacher voice,” her skills keep the house in check. ✨ One rule still wins: happy wife, happy life. 🦢💍
Tag a husband who knows! 👇
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Had to get creative on the distraction 🤣 #couple #couplecomedy #couplescomedy #marriage #marriagehumor
He don’t need help, he play all day 🤦🏾♀️ #couples #marriagehumor #fypppppp #shaexchris #husbandwifecomedy
20 texts 10 missed phone calls. . . . . . IB: @Las Vegas Alexa #marriagehumor #couplescomedy #marriedlife #coupleshumor #momhumor
Uh huh
This year I’m going heavy on the lip in the hopes that my inferior designer will focus on the words coming from it. Sniff.🥧 #comediansofinstagram #marriagehumor #relatablecomedy #grwmmakeup #valentinesdate
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
Ten years into marriage and they’ve never gone to bed angry.
They haven’t slept much either. 😌
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Happy World Marriage Day to my favourite co-pilot! ✈️🌍
They say marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband. (Just kidding... mostly!) 😂👔
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I humorously refer to my husband as "the elderly gentleman" and lightly tease him about the mucus discharge from his nostrils. Such playful exchanges serve to strengthen our bond through shared affection and humor. #MarriageHumor #RelationshipDynamics
Me, sending a selfie: "Do I look pretty?"
His reply: "In this blurry photo?"
When you want a compliment but get a technical review instead 😏
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P.S. Don't worry, I do run! Wouldn't want to spam you with the same purple post-run selfies every day, though 😘 Have a nice day, guys!
According to my husband, my name is "short" and "punchy" 😆
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Every married man learns eventually: this question isn’t about fashion, honesty, or physics — it’s a timed survival exercise.
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Complained to my husband about my low self-esteem.
His advice:"Go to Japan. It's normal there."
The level of understanding...is astronomical. 😂🇯🇵
Honey, buy me a ticket. Let's test your theory.
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Breakfast, brunch, afternoon delight this house is your office lol practicing my magic mike moves while my husband is out of town! #marriagehumor #remotework #workfromhome #smuttybooks #booksky
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She smiled and gave me a hug. Rude.
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Yesterday I told my husband I was craving more male attention. Woke up to my vibrator charging on the nightstand.
He's such a thoughtful problem-solver. 😂
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POV: You finally planned the perfect date night…
but he suddenly remembers the world needs saving 😂
Because no matter how strong you are — balancing love, life, and sanity is the real superhero training 💪❤️
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Let me just say… it is adorable when my husband does his tummy time. He commits to it once a day.
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