The funniest part?
After just a few weeks in theaters, the movie is already heading to streaming.
Nothing says “smash theatrical success” like the studio quietly shuffling it to the couch before the popcorn machine even cools down.
#MelaniaSucks
4/5
Critics hated it.
Scores landed somewhere around single digits.
Audience score? Nearly 99%.
Apparently the only thing more polarized than politics is a Rotten Tomatoes page.
#MelaniaSucks
3/5
Total box office so far: ~$16–17M worldwide.
That might sound okay until you remember the part where Amazon reportedly spent roughly $40M acquiring it and another ~$35M marketing it.
Math is cruel.
That’s tens of millions in losses.
#MelaniaSucks
2/5
The “Melania” documentary opened with about $7M its first weekend. For a documentary, that’s not terrible.
And then it immediately did what most political vanity projects do:
fell off a cliff.
#MelaniaSucks
1/5
Man, Bezos doing all he can to kiss the ring…
In the top 10…..as No. 1 with a 1.3 star review.
…..and this is like the 4th time the reviews have been wiped.
#MelaniaSucks
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Donald=Crook
Melania=Crook
Jeff Bezos=Crook
#AmazonSUCKS #Corruption #MelaniaSUCKS #Oligarchs
#EndFascism
Melania Trump documentary shocks at the box office - USA TODAY
#trump
#melaniasucks
#wtf
Grifting Trump family
#MelaniaSucks
“Hey, did you catch the new Melania documentary?”….said no one. #MelaniaSucks #BezosSucks
I know my fellow Americans will write a heartfelt review on a social media, including Yelp, movie rags, & other means of entertainment news.
#IMPEACHtrumpNOW
#MelaniaSucks
They, meaning #ThoseAssholes, now want to rename the #KennedyCenter the #GrabbedPussyCenter.
Or something like that... those assholes somehow feel #Melania, aka #Melanoma, aka #Felonia, deserves this honor.
Maybe they wanna turn it into a #porntheater?
#fucktheseassholes
#melaniasucks
#fuckmelania
#WheresMelania #WHOCARES 😂😅🤣
#FirstHO 😂😅 you know 😂🤣😅 #Melania #MelaniaSUCKS
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