The #MelaniaStory
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The #Onion ‘s version of the #MelaniaStory
#HCR From Politics Chat, April 9, 2026
“ #TrumpIran war fallout and #StraitofHormuz closure, .. #PeteHegseth's account of servicemen deaths challenged.., the #MelaniaStory 's Epstein press conference .. #ViktorOrban's Hungary election”
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#HCR From Politics Chat, April 9, 2026
“ #TrumpIran war fallout and #StraitofHormuz closure, .. #PeteHegseth's account of servicemen deaths challenged.., the #MelaniaStory 's Epstein press conference .. #ViktorOrban's Hungary election”
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Parody of the #MelaniaStory.
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“The only reason why I still have a Twitter account is that that's where you find the real tea ;) As you all know, #Melania Trump held a press conference yesterday to tell the country she has nothing to do with Jeffrey #EpsteinGate. Nobody asked her to. Her husband says he didn't know she was gonna do it. Her own staff didn't know the topic until she started talking. The Epstein story had basically died down, 'cause everyone's been focused on Iran. And she just walked out there and revived it. So why now? Her adviser said "enough is enough" and "the lies must stop." Sure. But she did something weird. She acknowledged the 2002 email she sent Ghislaine Maxwell, the one where she complimented a New York magazine profile of Epstein and signed off "Love, Melania." She called it a reply. Twice. Except the subject line was "HI!" and there's no prior email from Maxwell in the files. It wasn't a reply. She reached out. Maxwell wrote back and called her "sweet pea." And then Melania pivoted to calling on Congress to hold public hearings for Epstein's victims - under oath. Her husband's administration has been doing everything possible to make this go away. Pam Bondi just refused a subpoena the day before to testify. The whole White House message has been "time to move on." And the First Lady is out here asking for sworn testimony. most of the reporting says that everyone in the White House was "stunned." None of this makes sense - until you know who Amanda Ungaro is. Ungaro is a Brazilian former model. She came to the US in 2002 at 17, on Jeffrey Epstein's Lolita Express. She's on the flight logs. Her agent was Jean-Luc Brunel, one of Epstein's procurers, who was found hanged in a Paris prison cell in 2022 while awaiting trial for raping minors and trafficking girls. Ungaro told a Brazilian newspaper she saw about 30 girls on that flight, most of them between 14 and 16. She watched some of them disappear to the back of the plane with Epstein and Maxwell and never …
“As you all know, the #MelaniaStory held a press conference yesterday to tell the country she has nothing to do with Jeffrey #EpsteinGate. Nobody asked her to. Her husband says he didn't know she was gonna do it.”
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The #MelaniaStory
The #MelaniaStory