Miami Dad’s U.S. Exit Detoured—Swapped TSA for Alligator Alcatraz! # AlligatorAlcatraz #MiamiMania #FloridaWild #DadOnTheRun #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com **MIAMI, FL –** Edward “Eddie” Martinez had always referred to himself as a “man of adventure.” Armed with nothing but a passport and a regrettable Hawaiian shirt, he announced to his family that he was leaving the U.S. for “more exciting pastures.” But, in true Florida fashion, things didn’t quite go as planned.

Miami Dad’s U.S. Exit Detoured—Swapped TSA for Alligator Alcatraz!

# AlligatorAlcatraz #MiamiMania #FloridaWild #DadOnTheRun #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com **MIAMI, FL –** Edward “Eddie” Martinez had always referred to himself as a “man of adventure.” Armed with nothing but a passport and a…