middle of the night thoughts: doom scrolling is like spinning a wheel. Sometimes you get cute cat photos. Other times you run across something that reminds you why doom scrolling is called "doom scrolling"

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middle of the night thoughts: okay, the world's insane, but why not work on the story? It's not like NOT working on it is going to make the world less scary

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Nothing beats the alarm clock of a baby who’s hungry and has a wet diaper at 3 a.m. I’m almost positive the wife and I turn into a nascar pit crew.

“ I am speed “

Anyone else up right now?

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Starbucks should sell a coffee that gives you energy but also has laxatives & fiber in it. They could call it the Poopichino #MiddleoftheNightThoughts

I'm surprised the Nintendo corporation never tried to license the Siouxsie and the Banshees song 'Peek-A-Boo' and had someone cover it & change the chorus to be about Pikachu #MiddleOfTheNightThoughts