📞 Me calling HR on a Wednesday:
“Hi yes, is it legal to work three days in a row without a nap, a margarita, or emotional support?”
#HumpDayHysteria
#OfficeSurvivor
#MidweekMeltdown
#HRPleaseHold
#WorkweekWoes
#EmotionalSupportNeeded

Woke up like this…
Possessed by the spirit of Humpday and powered by questionable amounts of caffeine ☕👀
We’re halfway through the week, folks—and if your face feels like this photo looks, just know you're not alone 😂
#goodmorning #podcastlife #humpdaymood #midweekmeltdown #staycaffeinated

Me, when I realize my partner switched us to decaf...

How is it ONLY Tuesday and I’m already on my last gay nerve?! Someone bring me snacks and a cocktail before I start throwing things.

#GayNerveDepleted #SendHelp #IDontHaveTimeForThis #OverIt #BigMood #MidweekMeltdown #LGBTQHumor #GayExhausted