What if my dog is smoking a bidi while I feed him durian?

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The average bus seat can absorb a gallon of pee.

Pic taken from behind the seat of a barn owl on human's shoulder on a train. The owl is looking at the camera as the human looks down at something.

No taking photos of Service or Emotional Support Animals without permission. Violators will be charged for any damage and/or cleaning fees.

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#ATagWithGrant #HashtagGame

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When our local buses have NIS displayed I tell my kids it stands for
Not Interested in Stopping

Thank u for voicing ur opinion on etiquette by playing #ModernSignageForPublicTransport!

Tis a full moon in Brigadoon tonight, so the @calmdowntags.bsky.social‬ gallimaufry has magically reappeared to run a game at 10pm (Brigadoon time).

@calendargirlbot.bsky.social curates the archive for #games.

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Push bell button repeatedly if in need of assistance from creepy predators.

a man with a beard and long hair is making a funny face and says `` speechless '' . ALT: a man with a beard and long hair is making a funny face and says `` speechless '' .

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Alternative signage is available in Klingon.

Creative writing and drawing on condensed windows is a joyful thing to behold. #ModernSignageForPublicTransport

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Please don't rob tourists and give your seat up to zombies.

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How could there be a rail bridge on a flat Earth?

Here is Gericault's painting, 'The Raft of the Medusa'. Relax, don't worry and enjoy your journey! #ModernSignageForPublicTransport

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Welcome to privatised British Rail, your new railway company is called Nostalgia. All complainers will be treated as communists and shot.

Do you believe in the rule of law? What, even on this bus? #ModernSignageForPublicTransport

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Don't make me tap the sign.

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Please wear a suit and polish your shoes if you are from Dundee as Broughty Ferry has gone to the dogs.

The info on the electronic displays can be found in the fiction section of any public library. #ModernSignageForPublicTransport

Today is World AI Day, so to celebrate we've using a driverless bus. #ModernSignageForPublicTransport

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Do not distract the driver when he's on the phone.

At bus stops, wait until the bus stops... then look at the driver blankly when he opens the doors, and shake your head, and then look down at your phone again... the driver and some passengers will love you for this. #ModernSignageForPublicTransport

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No I Will Survive on the night bus.

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If you think you are sitting next to a suicide bomber then get off at the next stop and give the seat to a non racist.

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Say hello to your driver David Banner. Hopefully no punctures on this rainy night.

If you're over 18, are sitting in the upstairs front seat of a double-decker bus and there are kids on the bus who are not using their phones, then you must give up your seat to these weans, for there is still hope for them. Ancient Bus Bye-Law, number 1,846. #ModernSignageForPublicTransport

"I'm on the bus." Really, is that the best you can offer, Oscar Wilde?! #ModernSignageForPublicTransport

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Special deal. Housing scheme to City Centre and back again on the shoplifter's express £1.50.

Performative virtue signalling is forbidden - leave that for Facebook. #ModernSignageForPublicTransport

No, the electronic display does not contain subliminal messages for you. #ModernSignageForPublicTransport

If you're audacious enough to use the loudspeaker on your phone, your fellow travellers are fully entiled to join in your conversation, as it is a public forum space. #ModernSignageForPublicTransport

#ModernSignageForPublicTransport No open bottles