a man in a suit and tie with the words guilty as charged ALT: a man in a suit and tie with the words guilty as charged

"I don't know what you're talking about."

#ModernspeakTranslated

Barn owl looking to the side, eyes half closed, beak looking unhappy. Looks bored or disdainful.

LOL (acronym) - Typically, textspeak for "Laugh Out Loud", denoting humor. When spoken, it must be done in as flat a tone as possible, deadpan, denoting mild amusement at best.

#ModernspeakTranslated

#ATagWithGrant #HashtagGame

📷 D19LMvbQFP0eeuP on Twitter (wish they were here)

Thank you for going all Orwellian and playing #ModernspeakTranslated this evening!

Truly, some of these vacuous #Newspeak words and phrases need to be avoided like the plague.

Follow @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for all the latest hashtagging malarkey.

a cartoon character from south park is holding a sign that says " totally " ALT: a cartoon character from south park is holding a sign that says " totally "

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That's what she said / I'm totally hetro.

I, personally / I #ModernspeakTranslated

At the end of the day / Finally #ModernspeakTranslated

a netflix ad shows a woman talking to a man and a girl ALT: a netflix ad shows a woman talking to a man and a girl

#ModernspeakTranslated
Today is spank your spanner day so let's play... / Can't think of anything else for a hashtag.

#ModernspeakTranslated headcanon // why all TV shows are about me if you watch them like paranoids watch reality

Leverage / This is the age of levers... also, you're reached an age when it's best you leave us. #ModernspeakTranslated

Basically / [... ... ... ... ... ... ...] #ModernspeakTranslated

I would like to thank / I thank #ModernspeakTranslated

a black and white photo of a woman and a man in a room with the words `` invasion of privacy '' . ALT: a black and white photo of a woman and a man in a room with the words `` invasion of privacy '' .

#ModernspeakTranslated your privacy is important to us, as is the money we make from selling your personal data

Not being funny / You're never funny. #ModernspeakTranslated

bert from sesame street talking on a cell phone ALT: bert from sesame street talking on a cell phone

#ModernspeakTranslated your call is important to us ... Not important enough to answer ..

#ModernspeakTranslated whiteboarding // scribbling down whatever is blurted out until it looks like a flowchart or a conspiracy web

a man in a green shirt is looking up at the sky ALT: a man in a green shirt is looking up at the sky

#ModernspeakTranslated
Architecture is nothing but a blight on the landscape / I remember when all this was fields.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER / [... ... ... ... ... ... ...] #ModernspeakTranslated

a toilet with the words " vacation day " on it ALT: a toilet with the words " vacation day " on it

#ModernspeakTranslated u turn, where political policies are born

Strategic Planning / Planning #ModernspeakTranslated

#ModernspeakTranslated core competencies // one or two parts of what we do that we're actually good at.

elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty training chair . ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty training chair .

#ModernspeakTranslated non digital download

a close up of a woman 's face with the words " whatever " on the bottom ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words " whatever " on the bottom

#ModernspeakTranslated
You got this / yeah good luck whatever

blah-blah-blah, like... blah-blah-blah, like... blah-blah-blah, like... / using 'like' as a comma buys me time to think ['um' or 'you know' in the old days] #ModernspeakTranslated

It has come to my attention / I've noticed #ModernspeakTranslated

#ModernspeakTranslated paradigm shift // don't say we're behind the curve, just say it's a different curve.

I would like to apologise / I apologise #ModernspeakTranslated

I would like to apologise / I'm not apologising #ModernspeakTranslated

Barn owl in 3/4 profile, half-closed eyes, closed beak smile. VERY "Sexy and I know it."

Rizz (n.) - From charisma. A measure of charm used by human fuckwits.

🦉✨

Come at me, fuckwits.

#ModernspeakTranslated

#ATagWithGrant #HashtagGame

What synergy can you bring to this role? / None of us on the interview panel know what we're talking about. #ModernspeakTranslated

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Gmails down / Our postman died.