#ModestProposal
Regular season games have a tie-breaking rule:
Open-play goals first.
Goals scored from a corner or from a throw-in in the final third (same possession or never having left the penalty area after entering it) are counted second.
Talk amongst yourselves.
1 #ModestProposal / #Hypothesis: it might be best for the #democratic countries of the world if the #UnitedStates were to fragment as a result of the implosive stresses imposed on its federation by the #Trump regime. However the various fragments aligned themselves… 🧵
@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social
#ModestProposal : Sue him *before* the babies start to die ( i. e., now)…
What a #ModestProposal
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"A(i) Modest Proposal"
A clever play on Swift's classic satire meets modern AI! What thoughtful suggestions await us in this uniquely titled session?
Prepare for some intellectual intrigue! 🧠
#DjangoConUS #ModestProposal #AI #Django #Clever #Intrigue #Thoughtful
It’s time to deport all cis white men and all other US-born people. They are extremely violent and dangerous groups. Non-binary immigrants would make this country virtually crime-free. #modestproposal
Hey, #Wyoming and other western states, here is a #modestproposal: half of your states is federal lands, so shouldn't the rest of Americans get one vote for each vote of a resident for all of your elected officials? Why do only half of the property owners in your state get representation?
The fastest way to get gun control in the USA is to put as many assault style rifles into the hands of POC and LGBTQ+ people as humanly possible. Extra points if it included bump stocks and silencers.
We'll have guns off the streets so fast, your head will spin.
#ModestProposal #sarcasm
Check out my latest Substack post for my own #ModestProposal. #TrojanElephant #HostileTakeover
What we need is a batboys' union to file a grievance. Maybe they could do something about all those golden retrievers muscling in on minor-league bat-person jobs, too.
Batboys are the least powerful people in baseball but it's about time that changed. #modestproposal
SMTWHFA #modestproposal
2 points:
- to establish deterrence you have to establish in minds that you will act to punish violators
- spikes make speeding cameras look like the better option for achieving that
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#ModestProposal : The rest of us actually read #Project2025 and try to stop whatever comes next...
#ModestProposal : Deport ICE to fight on behalf of Ukraine (where they’re needed) …
#modestproposal : Move ICE from LA to Tehran (where the need is greater)
#ModestProposal : Reclassify the universities as churches ( of learning, reality-testing, and sanity )...
#ModestProposal : Congress should start acting like it controls the budget.
@Nonilex
#ModestProposal : Rename San Quentin "Alcatraz" ...
#ModestProposal : If you want people to have more babies, stop attacking them and destroying their future.
Looking at the class action lawsuit by academic peer reviewers claiming publishers constitute an illegal cartel that is misappropriating funding to their research, I am wondering whether standards professionals could mount a similar action, I am wondering whether #standards professionals could […]
Given so much money is now leaving Europe in the form of payments for IP, maybe it's time to tax that value chain like other goods are subject to VAT? I propose a new EU-wide Valuable Intellectual Property tax (VIP) on all royalties and fees received for patents, copyrights, trademarks and […]
I think it’s about time we just straight up start eating the billionaires. They’re all completely useless right now, and I might be so strong to say they’re a wasted clump of cells, so let their supple bodies nourish us instead.
#modestproposal #eattherich
The rich eating are eating the poor right in front of our eyes.
Trump gutting the federal government is all about tax cuts for millionaires and billionaires. The height of moral turpitude. Jonathan Swift #ModestProposal would have been proud. #TrumpTaxCuts
@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social dear sir, a #ModestProposal. Susan Collins doesn't mind the #National attention, because that gets her #Donations. If groups were to make a lot of #Local noise that alerted the #Media in her home state of #Maine, that's different. bsky.app/profile/fran...
And if, as I'd always imagined the purpose of money to be, beyond basic needs, a measure of worth to society, let's treat the acquisition of money by mere manipulation of monetary systems, as the criminal fraud it is.
In this TED Talk, I will...
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Here's our #ModestProposal in addition to the European Citizens' Initiative #StopKillingGames, which was endorsed by the @EuropeanPirates (and us, naturally):
www.pirateparty.gr/2025/01/the-...
#ModestProposal : If a new budget cannot be agreed upon , default to the previous budget …
#ModestProposal : separate social and media again …