Yesterday a mom walked into the bookstore with 3 giggling teenagers and instead of shushing them, she said they could only buy one book each. #reading #books #MomoftheYear

#funny #humor #comedy #hilarious #funnyvideo #laugh #kittens #kitten #funnymemes #comedyvideo #funnycontent #smile #goodvibes #haveagoodday #onebraincell #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #caturdayeveryday #petsofbluesky #blueskycats #CatIntelligenceAgency #funnycats #haveagoodday #momoftheyear #mom

#MomOfTheYear

Watch out, #MomoftheYear coming through! My kid had a solo at their first high school concert and I forgot to hit record on my phone. I just held it in front of me and smiled

Guess who didn’t realize it was early dismissal and forgot to pick her son up from school…
#momoftheyear

(So fun but wow: letting me watch that so young was some really questionable parenting.)

#momoftheyear #ididitforme

Eating all my kid’s Twix, KitKats, & Twizzlers because he has celiac disease #MomOfTheYear

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#MAGA #WINNING

#MOMOFTHEYEAR

Cutest 12 year old of the year might just go to…
#cutekids #tweens #lovemykids #momoftheyear #domesticviolencesurvivor #giftedkids #bearolemodel #endthepatriarchy #liberalmom #futuremvpsneedsleeptoo

Happy Belated Mother's Day, from the Creature #MomOfTheYear

My son was just admitted to a residential school for kiddos with dangerous behaviors stemming from mental illness

I spent weeks getting together and buying and labeling his clothes

And then I forgot to bring the bag of pants

#MomOfTheYear

Mom of the Year Mother’s Day T-Shirt

#MomoftheYear #MothersDay #moms #funnyshirt T-Shirt a.co/d/0J7oquQ

I actually told my kid if she didn't do something I asked her to do that I was going to lose my sh1t. #MomOfTheYear

#MomOfTheYear

Also....

Woke up to 3ft of snow drifted in the driveway.

Shoveled. Got the kids to school.

8’s teacher texted, I forgot the book fair money. Dropped that off.

Seen the moldy baguette on the counter, realized I sent 8 off with a moldy sandwich.

Dropped off new lunch. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

#MomOfTheYear #KillingIt

Tried to explain a leprechaun to my kid by googling leprechaun… he’s now traumatized because Warwick Davis’s Leprechaun popped up and he’s convinced that’s in our house now.

#MomOfTheYear #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam

#TheMonkey is definitely going to be on my top list of horror movies this year. 😮‍💨💀 It was spectacular.

#horror #horrormovies #moviequotes #momoftheyear #macabre #death #morbid #morbidhumor #moviebuff #cinema #filmnerd #osgoodperkins #stephenking #jameswan

#MomOfTheYear over here, this cuckoo clock letting the president shame her child on national television. Have fun seeing your child walk out of your life at the soonest opportunity.

Apparently it's my fault that dinosaurs won't be alive again once humanity goes extinct. You can't win parenting three-year-olds 🤪
#parenting #threenager #momoftheyear

Last night, Mr. Felicia made me a microwave soft pretzel as a bedtime snack. He handed me the plate and I was so happy that I said, "MUSTARRRRRRRRRD!" at the top of my lungs. Because I 🩷 soft pretzels w/mustard and there was some on the plate. But I was so loud that I woke up our son. #momoftheyear

A Lego guy lying down in a lego guillotine

Read a comic about the French Revolution the other day with kid and he just showed me his latest Lego build. #momoftheyear 😬

a man wearing a top hat and a fur coat is making a funny face ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a fur coat is making a funny face

Woke up to my son convinced vampires were in our house. I had to have the very important conversation about how vampires can’t come inside your home unless you invite them.

#MomOfTheYear

Yes and I have passed the torch.

I also apparently told my now 20 y/o that the police had X-rays and could see inside the car so that she’d wear her seatbelt. And that rumble strips were for the blind drivers. #momoftheyear

My 15 year old just came bawling into my room because she hit her funny bone on a barstool while shaking ketchup.

I DIDN’T EVEN LAUGH.

#MomOfTheYear

Also, I never would’ve thought to go to my mother to fix an injury at 15. I’m glad I’m the one she runs to, but, how am I supposed to fix that? 😂

Dogman movie cardboard cutout.

Shooting for #momoftheyear Early showing of Dogman at Northern Lights Theatre!

First I bought my kid a happy meal for Linner because I forgot to feed him lunch.

Then, thinking he was done, I ate his fries when he handed them to me.

So now I’m driving through a SECOND McD’s to get more fries…

#MomOfTheYear #MOTY

I asked my daughter to take a pizza box outside to the bin when it was freezing out and she says "I'm sweaty so I'm going to raw dog it."
Me: "Aaaggghhh HAYLEY! That is not the correct choice of words for the situation!!"
Hayley: "No. They are not."
Mistakes have been made.
#MomoftheYear

I got Ermias requesting to listen to Squabble up and Tv Off. #momoftheyear