The downside of having an advanced child is that she hit the #threenager stage early #dadlife

My 3yr old kiddo screaming at me always seems to take 105% of whatever mental bandwidth I've got left to maintain my composure and talk her down or wait it out. I always feel like I've been(as my wife would say) dragged through a hedge backwards after.

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Is it developmentally normal for your almost 4 year old to make his gummy vitamins dramatically shout “oh no I’m dying” as he eats them? Asking for a friend. #threenager #parenthood #parentlife

toddlers are in retrograde 🪐
#mumlife #mumsky #momsky #toddlers #threenager #rage

May the tylenol and coffee be stronger than my toddler's will today #threenager #thatmomlife #nosleep

Apparently it's my fault that dinosaurs won't be alive again once humanity goes extinct. You can't win parenting three-year-olds 🤪
#parenting #threenager #momoftheyear

I asked my 3 year old what he did at school today. He said "100 boofs" 😂😂💀💀 #threenager #savage #fartsarefunny

In other kid news, he just said "I don't need Mama anymore - I'm an axolotl."

#thisis3 #threenager #shitmykidsays

Last night, my wife told our 3-yr old that it was too late to play hide-&-seek & he could play in the morning. His response:

Thanks! But you’ll be asleep in the morning. !

#Threenager

My daughter thinks she’s a princess so we’re indulging her. We have to say her title every time we address her or she will correct us
“Say thank you Princess” 🤣🤣
“Say goodnight Princess” #threenager

If you’re thinking about having kids, just remember that I just bought a sandwich and got bullied into sharing. She already ate 🥲
I’m still hungry
#momproblems #threenager

My baby is really a blessing🥰🥰 #threenager #babygirl #mom

My toddler could eat a whole grocery store and still be hungry #momproblems #toddlersruntheworld #threenager

But I’ll be a good mom and just act my heart out while chugging some wine 🍷

#momlife #momsky #threenager #survival

Just made my toddler her favorite food for dinner so naturally she threw it on the floor and refused to eat it. #parenting #toddlers #threenager

3yo used her first Swedish word in conversation: "NEJ!"

#threenager

Wir sind im Reich der Meltdowns angekommen. Ich kann es wirklich nicht anders nennen.

Gestern: 30min hysterisches Weinen, weil ich etwas gemacht habe, dass das Kind machen wollte.

Heute: 30min hysterisches Lachen und Rumschreien, weil wir eine bekannte Regel durchsetzten.

Puh. #threenager

Corrie Haffly on Instagram: "That's what you call a pouty face #threenager" 23 likes, 1 comments - corriespondent on July 10, 2016: "That's what you call a pouty face #threenager".

That's what you call a pouty face #threenager

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Corrie Haffly on Instagram: "This was after six minutes of collapsing his way across the parking lot. #threenager" 10 likes, 1 comments - corriespondent on May 21, 2016: "This was after six minutes of collapsing his way across the parking lot. #threenager".

This was after six minutes of collapsing his way across the parking lot. #threenager

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Corrie Haffly on Instagram: "His Crocs are too far from him #whymykidiscrying #threenager" 8 likes, 0 comments - corriespondent on May 13, 2016: "His Crocs are too far from him #whymykidiscrying #threenager".

His Crocs are too far from him #whymykidiscrying #threenager

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