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#Momlogic.

#DirectedByMichaelBay #MomLogic #TrustIssuesUnlocked #DoggoJustice #doomed #relatable #memereels #darkhumor #fyp #scrollmorecryless #downbad

Asked for a fruit snack and somehow ended up with an apple seasoned like a salad. Moms really be doing everything at once.
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#MomLogic #FruitOrDinner #GarlicOnApples #nyc #dazzleree

Why is it that whenever someone’s coming over to your parents’ house, moms want us cleaning spots no one will EVER see?? 😩

The linen closet? Bleach the baseboards?? Reorganize the attic??? Be so serious rn. 😂

#MomLogic #DeepCleanMode #CompanyComing #WhyTheAtticTho #RelatableAF #HouseGuestChaos

Just realized I’m not the “wait until marriage” mom.
I’m the “test drive a few cars, check the suspension, make sure they know where the windshield wipers are before you hit the gas” mom.
Also don’t forget the emergency brake. Safety first.
#MomLogic #ModernParenting #RealTalkMom #UnhingedAndHonest

Breaking cups is only a crime when I do it. 🙄😂
#MomLogic #Relatable #FamilyLife

Sorry - you said Twitter and I’m still stuck on Padres Reddit in my head.

I fled Twitter back when Voldemort took over, but my two young adult sons are active on Padres Twitter and I make a point to talk to them about the dialogue there and smack them down with some #MomLogic when it’s warranted.