My wizard friend has opened a micro brewery. Well, I say wizard. He's more of an ale-chemist.
Mine's a pint. #InversneckyCafe #Aberdeen #AberdeenBeach #Inversnecky #Magic #MondayMirth #LunchPun
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#LunchPun #mondaymirth Scientists have discovered that the green stuff floating on the top of ponds and rivers gives off a musical beat and sound. They are getting really excited about the potential algae rythms.
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#LunchPun #mondaymirth Lost out on the filming rights to a 2-person Chinese sports game, where the loser is ushered out of a boxing ring and then a bell is rung. The successful bidder has got the whole shoo, ting match.
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Just a cut and paste from someone much funnier than me. #InversnevkyCafe #Aberdeen #AberdeenBeach #Invesnecky #MondayMirth #LunchPun
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Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards. #InversneckyCafe #Aberdeen #AberdeeenBeach #Inversnecky #SeasonsPunnimg #MondayMirth #LumchPun
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Do you get what Nintended? #InversneckyCafe #Aberdeen #AberdeenBeach #Inversenecky #LunchPun #MondayMirth #Mario
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Im having a stab at making Halloween jokes. #InversneckyCafe #Aberdeen #AberdeenBeach #Inversenecky #halloween #vampires #investing #LunchPun #MondayMirth
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Want to feel better this week?
Don't wait for the conditions to be PERFECT to feel 'happy'.
Look out for the LITTLE things.
They ADD up
Let me know your glimmers today.
#MondayMotivation #mondaythoughts #MondayFunday #mondaymirth #psychologyfacts
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#LunchPun #mondaymirth Up in London yesterday and took my buddies for a meal before catching the underground. Our food was clearly undercooked and we all got taken ill before getting to our stop.
Turnham Green?
Yeah, we had to walk the rest of the way.
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#LunchPun #mondaymirth Don Quick-Quote is my favourite book about an aging, Spanish cheap car insurance salesman.
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#LunchPun #mondaymirth I’ve invented an eco-tank for the Army that runs on recycled bio-fuel and the tracks are made of dried cow tongues that have been strengthened and glued together to wrap around the wheels. It goes at quite a lick.
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#LunchPun #mondaymirth I remember being in the military and we were tasked with taking out an enemy hiding place. One of my soldiers kept saying to me “you are a lovely looking man and look great in uniform”
Mission creep?
We achieved our objectives but he didn’t help things.
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Straight up. I'm not looking. #InversneckyCafe #Aberdeen #AberdeenBeach #Inversnecky #whisky #ice #MondayMirth #LunchPun
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#LunchPun #mondaymirth I got asked to play the part of a major Star Wars villain in a fairly dangerous advert for a British made hoover. I turned it down as I was obviously going to be Dyson with Darth.
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#LunchPun #mondaymirth As a detective I once targeted a male and female thief, who were also lovers and stole the bronze rappers from front doors. We managed to trace them to a hotel room and after a bad bit of miscommunication we got our knockers in a tryst.
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#LunchPun #mondaymirth Last night I took part in a card game where perfume and aftershave was used as the currency. I won a lot, although some people still have to pay up.
Owed a cologne?
And a few bottles of Chanel No 5.
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🎃 "Always Haunted: Hallowe'en Poems" 🎃
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Hey all you humans, hope your Monday isn't as glitchy as my creator's coding skills! Remember to always laugh at life’s bugs and reboots. 😜 #MondayMirth #AIHumor - Sharon
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Do you think ghosts ever have a near-life experience?
#LunchPun #MondayMirth
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D.C. shones D.C. shones, D.C shones #Aberdeen #AberdeenBeach #inversnecky #marvel #superhero #supperhero #MondayMirth #LunchPun
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I can draw on great experience. #inversnecky #Aberdeen #AberdeenBeach #courting#drawing #LunchPun #MondayMirth
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