Nothing on Mac Allister's dive, then, #MOTD2. La-di-da - la-di-da.

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"A little Ernie warning"
Danny Murphy #MOTD2

Igor Tudor couldn't look more Tudor without wearing a ruff, tights and codpiece on the sidelines. #MOTD2

Wow. #Liverpool #City highlights. Frenetically wild & often ill-disciplined. Then another *absolute worldie* from #Szoboszlai. Plus pens/non-pens goals/non-goals. Somehow #ManchesterCity win it.

#MOTD2

I was looking forward to hearing the #livmci game discussed on #motd2 but then saw Wayne Rooney is on it tonight 🤮

OK that was genuinely 'a bit much for a Sunday'. Going to do one more before #MOTD2
A little 'Smooth Jazz v***na' by AZ stalwarts Arrington de Dionysos Abraxasaxophonic.

Anyone #Beto on Everton?
#MOTD #Everton #BHA #Brighton #HappyBirthday #Moyes #MOTD2

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Whilst waiting for #MOTD2 I have stumbled on the most tawdry Beckham doc on Channel 5. @beige23.bsky.social would be all over this filth.

I'm in position for #MOTD2 and I am excited having seen the result but not the goals.

Pep doesnt need to be such a git to the reporter there. #MOTD2

Watch #MOTD2 tonight.
Robyn Cowen commentary after Villa’s second is top drawer.
Brilliant work.

Rooney is so staccato as he speaks it's actually reminiscent of vintage Norman Collier. #MOTD2

If Tim Davie hadn’t already resigned he would have had to go over #SturridgeGate #MOTD #MOTD2

I quite like Carrick as a pundit. Kinda nerdy but on the money. #MOTD2

Rob Green's Wobbly Earpiece. #MOTD2

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Erling Haaland hitting the post #mciasv #motd2

Deeney really needs his adenoids sorting #motd2

Got #MOTD2 excitement for the first time in an age #MUFC

A rarity watching #MOTD2 these days.

Joe Hart talking about Ange Postecoglou on MotD2.

But why was he talking about Postecoglou "coming in mid season"? He was appointed on 9th September.

#MotD
#MotD2

Postecoglou enters talks intent on keeping job at Nottingham Forest Ange Postecoglou said he was intent on keeping the coach’s job when he holds talks soon with the Nottingham Forest board, adding: ‘You have to be up for the fight and the struggle’

Well, WTAF did #NottinghamForest owners expect after appointing serial failure, Ange Postecoglou?

Already entered talks to try & keep his newish job. Defeat at #Newcastle is 7th winless match

#NEWNOT #motd2
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Quite pleased for Jack Grealish and his tight buns. Its much nicer watching a player enjoy playing, rather than watching a player ruthlessly fulfil a role defined by a system. Systems may work but honestly I don't think its better to watch. #MOTD2

Mark Chapman is right about the camera's. Might as well not show yesterday's goals if it's like this... #imho #motd2 #motd

"And that takes him in his 50th home game in the Premier League to 50 home goals in the Premier League. In terms of goals incidentally it's now absolutely dead level over all those years of history, 278 scored each." 😕🧩 #motd2

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Scott Parker laying on the hyperbole on #motd2

It was great to see Joe Hart's analysis of Szoboszlai's free-kick on #MOTD2. After Rooney's questioning of Raya, Hart broke it all down to conclude that Raya did everything right and the free was just near perfection. Bravo Dom!

#LIVARS #LFC #YNWA #Szoboszlai

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Wayne Rooney on #motd2

The decline of the BBC into serving licence fee payers the most soulless beige slop runs in tandem with their political pandering to Reform. This is encapsulated by the sports division promoting Wayne Rooney way above his managerial record #MOTD2

Watching #motd2 imagine Danny webeck being shit. Mental

Rob Green's little finger sticks out at a mightily disturbing angle. Goalkeeping injury I presume. #MOTD2