America will be made great, good, decent and whole again as soon as @realDonaldTrump is made a convicted and permanently incarcerated federal prisoner. #TrumpLiesMatter #MuellerKnowsEverything #TreasonInPlainSight #IndictmentsAreComing #TerroristsForTrump #SundayThoughts
I agree with Leno on one point, @realDonaldTrump-- you are a tediously repetitive, boring, vulgar and profoundly unfunny joke that is not worth telling. Your setup rarely makes sense, but your punch line is coming soon. #TrumpLiesMatter #MuellerKnowsEverything #WednesdayWisdom
#TrumpRussiaConspiracy #RussianAsset #TreasonInPlainSight #MuellerKnowsEverything #TheResistance #FBR #FridayThoughts #FridayFeeling @h8wankmaggot45 @stoptrump2020
I won't celebrate American independence until POTUS* establishes (and proves) his independence from #VladimirPutin and #Russia. #TrumpFourthOfJuly #TrumpRussiaConspiracy #TrumpCrimeSyndicate #TaxReturns #MuellerKnowsEverything #SundayMorning @docrocktex26 @jilevin @h8wankmaggot45
A literal attempt to distract using bright, shiny objects. Made by a narcissistic liar who hides behind patriotism and the American flag.
#TrumpLiesMatter #TrumpRussiaConspiracy #TrumpCrimeSyndicate #MuellerKnowsEverything #TheResistance #FBR #SundayMorning #SundayMotivation
#TrumpLiesMatter #TrumpRussiaConspiracy #TreasonSummit #EnemyOfThePeople #MuellerKnowsEverything #WednesdayWisdom #TheResistance #FBR @docrocktex26 @teapainusa @jilevin @h8wankmaggot45 @mmpadellan @stoptrump2020 @riotwomennn @sayshummingbird @realdonaldtrump @princessbravato
As evidence continues to mount and critical details are exposed, what was once an unimaginable scenario is now looking more and more like grim reality. #TrumpLiesMatter #TrumpRussiaConspiracy #TreasonSummit #MuellerKnowsEverything #WednesdayWisdom @docrocktex26 @h8wankmaggot45
NOTE TO SELF: After @realDonaldTrump indictment and sentencing, pass law that forbids social media access by convicted felons and/or the criminally insane. #TrumpLiesMatter #TheResistance #FBR #MuellerKnowsEverything #TuesdayThoughts @docrocktex26 @jilevin @mmpadellan @mcspocky
#NotMyPresidentsDay #MarchOnMonday #FakeTrumpEmergency #TrumpLiesMatter #TrumpRussiaConspiracy #TrumpCrimeSyndicate #TrumpCrimesAgainstHumanity #MuellerKnowsEverything #TheResistance #FBR #SundayMorning @docrocktex26 @princessbravato @riotwomennn @jilevin @sayshummingbird
Ask not what a POTUS* under criminal investigation can do for you. Ask what you can do for a POTUS* under criminal investigation. #TrumpLiesMatter #MuellerKnowsEverything #IndictmentsAreComing @docrocktex26 @teapainusa @princessbravato @sayshummingbird
Real news.
Real facts.
Fake crisis.
Fake president.
#TrumpLiesMatter #TrumpShutdown #NoBorderWall #ImmigrationReform #TrumpRussiaConspiracy #MuellerKnowsEverything #MondayMotivation @docrocktex26 @TeaPainUSA @jilevin @PrincessBravato
They may look tempting, but these cookies are sure to leave a bad taste in @realDonaldTrump's mouth. #TrumpCrimesMatter #TrumpRussiaConspiracy #Cohen #Manafort #Flynn #Pecker #Weisselberg #MuellerKnowsEverything #TheResistance #FBR @docrocktex26 @teapainusa @princessbravato
The only "record" that matters is the record of your high crimes and misdemeanors against the American people, @realDonaldTrump. Thanks to #MuellerKnowsEverything, that record is growing longer and more damning with each passing day. #TrumpLiesMatter #FridayFeeling @docrocktex26
Where there's smock, there's fear.
#SmockingGun #TrumpLiesMatter #TrumpCrimesMatter #ObstructionOfJustice #NoOneIsAboveTheLaw #MuellerKnowsEverything #MondayMotivation #TheResistance #FBR @docrocktex26 @teapainusa @princessbravato @riotwomennn @sayshummingbird @mcspocky
A cowardly, weak-minded narcissistic liar and thief is a terrible false idol to gamble America's reputation and well-being of her citizens on. #TrumpLiesMatter #TrumpCrimesMatter #TrumpRussiaSynergy #MuellerKnowsEverything #TheResistance @docrocktex26 @teapainusa @princessbravato
A friendly reminder that the sole purpose for these nonsensical rage-tweets is to obscure the fact that POTUS* is now an unindicted co-conspirator in multiple federal felonies. #TrumpLiesMatter #TrumpRussiaSynergy #MuellerKnowsEverything #SaturdayMorning @docrocktex26 @teapainusa
SPOILER ALERT: The correct answer was "gun", but we would also have accepted "KGB handler". #TrumpLiesMatter #SaturdayMorning #MatchGame #TrumpRussiaSynergy #MuellerKnowsEverything @docrocktex26 @teapainusa @princessbravato @BulldogBen @mcspocky
I hadn't seen holiday decor tackier than those blood-red White House death-conifers-- until now, that is.
You are guilty of Tree Sin, @DonaldJTrumpJr.
#TrumpLiesMatter #TrumpCrimeFamily #TreasonsGreetings #MuellerKnowsEverything #TuesdayThoughts @docrocktex26 @teapainusa
#TrumpLiesMatter #MichaelCohen #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpRussiaConspiracy #TaxFraud #ObstructionOfJustice #MuellerKnowsEverything #Collusion #Treason #Indictments @docrocktex26 @teapainusa @princessbravato @mmpadellan @riotwomennn @sayshummingbird @stoptrump2020 @mcspocky
I'll bet rubles that Agent @realDonaldTrump and his handler won't be discussing #Ukraine or #CyberAttacks, though. How difficult criminal extradition from Russia to the United States is, perhaps? #TrumpLiesMatter #MuellerKnowsEverything #ThursdayThoughts @docrocktex26 @teapainusa
Build the wall.
#TrumpLiesMatter #MuellerKnowsEverything #MichaelCohen #Moscow #YesCollusion #Treason #TrumpCrimeFamily #ThursdayThoughts #TheResistance #FBR @docrocktex26 @teapainusa @princessbravato @riotwomennn @sayshummingbird @mmpadellan @mcspocky @stoptrump2020
***STOP LYING. JUST STOP***.
At this point only the feeblest of minds and/or the blindest of sycophants believe this "no collusion!" bullshit you're peddling, @realDonaldTrump. If I were you I'd be thinking of an exit strategy, and fast. #MuellerKnowsEverything #ThursdayThoughts
