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I only eat magic mushrooms and Waygu Unicorn Steaks
#MyMagicDiet I call it the Trump Diet. I basically have no money for food and then someone tells me i can have sex with trump for money and I throw up.
#MyMagicDiet is staring at a face that makes me lose my appetite...
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Izzy Wizzy Let's Get Biscuits
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AbracadaBrazilnuts
#MyMagicDiet Includes salad.
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The Three Carb Trick
48-count package of Nissin Too Ramen packs, chicken flavor.
#MyMagicDiet is Top Ramen. Less than a $1 per pack, just needs water & 3 minutes in the microwave.
[Adding cheese, chicken nuggets, tuna, or meatballs on weekends is a refreshing treat.]
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Pick A Carb
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Is high cardohydrate
πΏοΈ #MyMagicDiet Is rich in good fats and protein and not as nuts as the humans.
Dating someone who can afford eggs #MyMagicDiet
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Hey Pesto
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#MyMagicDiet is pizza.
#MyMagicDiet is lots of caffeine and willpower
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Open Sesame Seed Bun
Eating lots of meat #MyMagicDiet
#MyMagicDiet always starts on the same day. π
Making sure to drink plenty of fluids #MyMagicDiet
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