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I only eat magic mushrooms and Waygu Unicorn Steaks

#MyMagicDiet I call it the Trump Diet. I basically have no money for food and then someone tells me i can have sex with trump for money and I throw up.

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#MyMagicDiet is staring at a face that makes me lose my appetite...

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Izzy Wizzy Let's Get Biscuits

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AbracadaBrazilnuts

#MyMagicDiet Includes salad.

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The Three Carb Trick

48-count package of Nissin Too Ramen packs, chicken flavor.

#MyMagicDiet is Top Ramen. Less than a $1 per pack, just needs water & 3 minutes in the microwave.

[Adding cheese, chicken nuggets, tuna, or meatballs on weekends is a refreshing treat.]

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Pick A Carb

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Is high cardohydrate

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🐿️ #MyMagicDiet Is rich in good fats and protein and not as nuts as the humans.

Dating someone who can afford eggs #MyMagicDiet

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Hey Pesto

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#MyMagicDiet Is mushrooms 🍄🫣🥹😱🤢🤔😬😊🫠🐰😂😸🤣🦎😆🐛🥲🦜😁🐢😳🐶😀🐁😆🕊️😁👸♥️😀🤯🫠

#MyMagicDiet is pizza.

#MyMagicDiet is lots of caffeine and willpower

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Open Sesame Seed Bun

Eating lots of meat #MyMagicDiet

#MyMagicDiet Coke has a special adult additive!

#MyMagicDiet always starts on the same day. 😏

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Making sure to drink plenty of fluids #MyMagicDiet

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