#MyNewMedicationIdea

Two aspirin, in a soundproof room with no internet or TV

I dose = 24 hours repeat daily

2-4 hrs of a cat on my lap daily. #MyNewMedicationIdea

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A pill that cats and dogs will actually enjoy. #MyNewMedicationIdea

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#MyNewMedicationIdea kinda not new

#MyNewMedicationIdea Dammitol - its a prescription therapeutic malleus and you smash SHIT until you feel better

#MyNewMedicationIdea will force everyone to get a great big thank you for playing!! Also a huge thanks to @KyraSpears and @The_RealPowers from the team @gigirules7 and @WKatThomason oh and @SeanMODonnell1 and @clark_gasm

It was a girls night though!!!

See you soon!!!!

#mynewmedicationidea "heroine". it's not just for greasy bearded weirdos anymore.

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#MyNewMedicationIdea is playing hashtag games.

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Berniezidream

Placebo Suppositories - for all the good they do, you might as well just stick them up your ass

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Viagra Falls - for when a guy is too much of an asshole to deserve to get it up

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LSDelicious - the best edibles ever

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#MyNewMedicationIdea is the kind where you lose the ability to give a fuck.

Generic names: Fukitol and Fukumol.

Brand name: Fucolyol

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Lyrica&Chords:
Makes you write a song every day without experiencing any fibromyalgia

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Just invite Donald Jr, Matt Gaetz and Hunter Biden over and see what happens

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Brozak
Helps insecure white men with small genitals, feel empathy and compassion for other souls on the planet and the planet itself.

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A pill that makes you feel the same as 2 beers.

mutinex.grow a tail or a 3rd nipple. results guaranteed as there will be. #mynewmedicationidea

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I’m trying everything

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Secret bacon dispensaries

#MyNewMedicationIdea has a list of side affects to long for one tweet

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Stash it in plain sight

#MyNewMedicationIdea is putting the pills in a candy dispenser

#MyNewMedicationIdea has given me no more fuks to give.

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Ottomans for all cats. It helps relieve their stress.
🐾🐾🐾

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Penicillin ice creams.
🍦🍦🍦

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#MyNewMedicationIdea is not working.

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#MyNewMedicationIdea

Spin class