Trump’s Team Weighs Myanmar Minerals, Wonders If They Come With Gold Stars #RareEarthRumble #ArtOfTheREEDeal #MyanmarMinerals #TrumpOnTheTrail #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com **Trump’s Team Hears Pitches on Myanmar’s Rare Earths, Wonders If They’re Actually That Rare** Breaking: Donald Trump’s “very, very special” team has swooped into action this week, reportedly reviewing PowerPoint presentations (and one interpretive dance) on gaining access to Myanmar’s famous rare earth minerals. “I hear these things are called rare earths. I like rare things—like my humility, some say,” President Trump told reporters, sipping covfefe from a solid gold mug.

Trump’s Team Weighs Myanmar Minerals, Wonders If They Come With Gold Stars

#RareEarthRumble #ArtOfTheREEDeal #MyanmarMinerals #TrumpOnTheTrail #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com **Trump’s Team Hears Pitches on Myanmar’s Rare Earths, Wonders If They’re Actually That Rare** Breaking: Donald Trump’s…