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UK Police Start Using Drug Sniffer Tweakers. | NEWSISHY The addicts will be used in various operations where drugs need to be found.

UK Police Start Using Drug Sniffer Tweakers.

The British police force has confirmed it has started using drug addicts as ‘sniffers’ to find illegal substances during raids and when investigating criminal activity.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/poli...

#uknews #drugs #UKPolice #satire #newsishy

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1 day ago

Minimum £25 Carrier Bag Charge To Be Introduced. | NEWSISHY The retail industry is not happy with a new ruling from the government which they say will cause anger for customers.

Minimum £25 Carrier Bag Charge To Be Introduced.

The retail industry is not happy with a new ruling from the government which they say will cause anger for customers.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/25-p...

#uknews #shopping #climatechange #Satire #newsishy

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2 days ago

Pussycat Dolls Name Change To Pussycat Milfs Stopped By Court Order. | NEWSISHY It is alleged Kimberly Wyatt took managers to court to stop the rebranding.

Pussycat Dolls Name Change To Pussycat Milfs Stopped By Court Order.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/puss...

#satire #pussycatdolls #milf #newsishy

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4 days ago

Farage Reveals Plans For New Downing Street Ballroom Extension. | NEWSISHY The new ballroom will be paid for by private donors and built by military contractors.

Farage Reveals Plans For New Downing Street Ballroom Extension.

The new ballroom will be paid for by private donors and built by military contractors.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/fara...

#uknews #Farage #Corruption #satire #newsishy

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5 days ago

The Cricketing Body Reveals “We Don't Really Know What's Going On Either”. | NEWSISHY Played for hundreds of years, cricket is popular worldwide but the unsayable has been said, revealing a truth which for too long has been kept in the dark.

The Cricketing Body Reveals “We Don't Really Know What's Going On Either”.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/cric...

#uk #cricket #conspiracy #satire #newsishy

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6 days ago

Poultry Industry Excited About New Broiler Breed Reaching Full Maturity In 5 Days. | NEWSISHY The genetically altered chickens were developed to increase profit margins.

Poultry Industry Excited About New Broiler Breed Reaching Full Maturity In 5 Days.

The genetically altered chickens were developed to increase profit margins.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/chic...

#poultry #Armageddon #FastFood #chicken #satire #newsishy

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1 week ago

Man Who Walks With Gangster Limp Outed as Only Being A Petty Criminal. | NEWSISHY 19 year old Lyon Elis walks with the confidence of a man who’s seen it, been there, done it and came out the other side.

Man Who Walks With Gangster Limp Outed as Only Being A Petty Criminal.

19 year old Lyon Elis walks with the confidence of a man who’s seen it, been there, done it and came out the other side.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/fake...

#uk #gangster #Crime #satire #newsishy

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1 week ago

Starbucks And Costa Coffee Go To Literal War For Control Of The Highstreet. | NEWSISHY The number of violent clashes between staff from opposing coffee retailers has increased dramatically over the past 2 weeks.

Starbucks And Costa Coffee Go To Literal War For Control Of The Highstreet.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/star...

#uk #starbucks #costacoffee #coffee #satire #newsishy

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1 week ago

MrBeast 1 Trillion Dollar Challenge | NEWSISHY The world's largest YouTuber MrBeast will break another record this month with the launch of the biggest challenge and prize fund in history.

MrBeast 1 Trillion Dollar Challenge.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/tril...

#mrbeast #challenge #satire #newsishy

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1 week ago

Sir David Attenborough Turns 100 This May - It’s About Time The Truth Be Told. | NEWSISHY Incredible revelations about the broadcaster and nations favorite will shock the world.

Sir David Attenborough Turns 100 This May - It’s About Time The Truth Be Told.
We can exclusively reveal that Sir David Attenborough is the mastermind behind a global conspiracy to eliminate all life.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/sir-...

#davidattenborough #virus #BBC #satire #newsishy

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1 week ago

UK Police Raid Illegal Panda Bear Fighting Gang. | NEWSISHY Armed officers have raided an illegal panda bear fighting club housed in an industrial park in Dorset. Police were tipped off about the club by a disgruntled patron who had lost £10,000.

UK Police Raid Illegal Panda Bear Fighting Gang.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/pand...

#uk #pandas #cagefighting #satire #newsishy

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1 week ago

Man Builds Lego House To Live In With His Dog. | NEWSISHY A request for donated lego went viral so the man made the decision to sell up and live the Lego lifestyle.

Man Builds Lego House To Live In With His Dog.

newsishy.com/stories/lego...

#UK #lego #dogs #offgrid #Satire #newsishy

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1 week ago

The World Cup Has Officially Been Cancelled After Trump Threw A Tantrum. | NEWSISHY President Trump is angry about most of the world not liking him.

The World Cup Has Officially Been Cancelled After Trump Threw A Tantrum.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/worl...

#worldcup #football #soccer #Trump #satire #newsishy

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1 week ago

UK’s Most Polluted Place. Cars And Pets Dissolved By Acid Rain. | NEWSISHY West Bromwich in the West MIdlands is named the most polluted place in the UK.

UK’s Most Polluted Place. Cars And Pets Dissolved By Acid Rain.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/toxi...

#uk #polution #climatechange #acidrain #satire #newsishy

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2 weeks ago

Little Girl Devastated After Giving Salmonella To All Her Dolls At Tea Party. | NEWSISHY The 6 year old is coming to terms with the fact it was her fault 8 dolls and a teddy had contracted the illness.

Little Girl Devastated After Giving Salmonella To All Her Dolls At Tea Party.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/doll...

#uk #Salmonella #barbie #toys #satire #newsishy

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2 weeks ago

Fox News To Become A Government Department. | NEWSISHY The white house has announced it will be purchasing Fox News and relaunching it as the government's official news outlet.

Fox News To Become A Government Department.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/fox-...

#POTUS #FoxNews #propaganda #satire #newsishy

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2 weeks ago

New Internet Safety Task Force Will Visit Every Home In The UK Checking Browser History On All Devices. | NEWSISHY Several new laws were passed last week enabling the task force to enter homes without permission and to use force where necessary

New Internet Safety Task Force Will Visit Every Home In The UK Checking Browser History On All Devices.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/uk-i...

#uk #ukpolitics #internetsafety #satire #newsishy

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2 weeks ago

Gym Accused Of Adding Steroids To Communal Drinking Water. | NEWSISHY The owners deny the allegations despite ample evidence.

Gym Accused Of Adding Steroids To Communal Drinking Water.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/gym-...

#uk #bodybuilding #fitness #steroids #satire #newsishy

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2 weeks ago

Crypto Investors Claim A 7 Year old Rug Pulled And Made £400,000. | NEWSISHY The tech savvy child allegedly took his supporters for a ride on the Crypto platform pump.fun.

Crypto Investors Claim A 7 Year old Rug Pulled And Made £400,000.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/7-ye...

#uk #rugpull #pumpfun #crypto #satire #newsishy

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2 weeks ago

Israel Offers Pay Per View Genocide. | NEWSISHY For just $29.99 Israelis can subscribe to the premium government channel.

Israel Offers Pay Per View Genocide.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/ppv-...

#IDF #Israel #Gaza #palestine #satire #newsishy

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2 weeks ago

Bezos 65th Birthday Party Will Cost Billions And Be On The Moon. | NEWSISHY In 3 years time Jeff Bezos will be 65 and he’s already planning the party! He announced yesterday the celebrations are going to dwarf his previous parties and will take place on the moon!

Bezos 65th Birthday Party Will Cost Billions And Be On The Moon.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/bezo...

#Bezos #Amazon #billionaire #spaceexploration #satire #newsishy

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3 weeks ago

UK To Withdraw Recognition Of Palestine State On Condition Israel Agrees To Bomb Someone Else For A Bit. | NEWSISHY After pressure and threats of 500% tariffs from America the UK has agreed to withdraw its recognition of a Palestinian state.

UK To Withdraw Recognition Of Palestine State On Condition Israel Agrees To Bomb Someone Else For A Bit.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/uk-i...

#uk #Israel #iran #palestine #satire #newsishy

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3 weeks ago

Council Pothole Repair Crews Kidnapped At Gunpoint. | NEWSISHY An alarming trend has recently been identified of council pothole repair teams being taken at gunpoint to locations of pothole blackspots.

Council Pothole Repair Crews Kidnapped At Gunpoint.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/poth...

#uk #potholes #kidnappings #satire #newsishy

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3 weeks ago

Sunday League Pub Team Strikes £280 Million Sponsorship Deal, Sets Sights on Premier League Talent | NEWSISHY A sponsorship deal has catapulted Scunthorpe’s Dog & Dribble United pub team into the realm of multimillion-pound clubs. Thanks to a staggering £280 million deal

Sunday League Pub Team Strikes £280 Million Sponsorship Deal, Sets Sights on Premier League Talent.

#UKNEWS #Sport #Football #Satire #NEWSISHY

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/pub-...

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3 weeks ago

Man Buys Day Tripper On New Electric Bus And Mines Bitcoin All Day Via USB Port. | NEWSISHY The new electric bus fleet from National Express allows passengers to charge their devices for free via USB ports.

Man Buys Day Tripper On New Electric Bus And Mines Bitcoin All Day Via USB Port.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/bus-...

#uk #BTC #btcmining #publictransport #electricvehicle #satire #newsishy

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3 weeks ago

Premier League To Start Charging Fans By The Chant. | NEWSISHY The UK Premier League will begin charging each fan for the chants they sing from next season.

Premier League To Start Charging Fans By The Chant.

The UK Premier League will begin charging each fan for the chants they sing from next season.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/prem...

#uk #PremierLeague #football #satire #newsishy

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3 weeks ago

Labour Under Pressure To Relieve Overcrowded Prisons. Inmates To Serve 1/500th Of Their Sentence. | NEWSISHY The UK’s severely overcrowded prison system is at breaking point.

Labour Under Pressure To Relieve Overcrowded Prisons. Inmates To Serve 1/500th Of Their Sentence.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/1-50...

#uk #prison #lifesentence #Crime #satire #newsishy

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3 weeks ago

Be GambleAware But Keep Gambling. The UK Government Is Pushing Hard To Encourage Gambling………………… Safety. | NEWSISHY Government ministers are doing everything they can to encourage gambling…………… safety in the UK.

Be GambleAware But Keep Gambling. The UK Government Is Pushing Hard To Encourage Gambling………………… Safety.

Government ministers are doing everything they can to encourage gambling…………… safety in the UK.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/gamb...

#uk #GambleAware #OnlineGambling #satire #newsishy

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3 weeks ago

'It’s Just A Simple Rebrand' Says Trump After Declaring Name And Flag Change. | NEWSISHY President Trump is renaming the country The United States Of Israel.

"It’s Just A Simple Rebrand" Says Trump After Declaring Name And Flag Change.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/unit...

#Trump #usa #Israel #satire #newsishy

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4 weeks ago

Mandatory Sunglasses To Be Worn By All UK Motorists At Night. | NEWSISHY The government has announced that they will rush through legislation to make it illegal to drive at night without sunglasses.

Mandatory Sunglasses To Be Worn By All UK Motorists At Night.

The government has announced that they will rush through legislation to make it illegal to drive at night without sunglasses.

FULL STORY: newsishy.com/stories/head...

#uk #driving #cars #RoadSafety #satire #newsishy

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