Banksy Identity Finally Revealed As The 80’s Milky Bar Kid. | NEWSISHY There have been multiple suspects over the years but nothing was proven.

Banksy Identity Finally Revealed As The 80’s Milky Bar Kid.

It has been a question asked since the 90’s, not just in the art community but across the globe, who is Banksy?

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100% Of One Pound Coins Are Fake, Says Royal Mint. | NEWSISHY The Royal Mint has released a statement declaring all one pound coins in circulation to be fake.

100% Of One Pound Coins Are Fake, Says Royal Mint.

The shocking revelation came after YouTube coin collector Noel Art used his high tech machines to test over 20,000 one pound coins from all over the country.

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#uknews #forgery #Crime #satire #newsishy

It has emerged that the surprise press statement from Melania only happened after Mr Mountbatten Windsor persuaded her it was the right thing to do. A close aide to the First Lady spoke to Newsishy under the condition of anonymity. We asked about the circumstances surrounding the decision to make a public statement: “Melania was pissed when someone told her about all the speculation surrounding her and Jeff after her husband had assured her that it would all go away once he started ‘doing a war’. She did not want anyone to find out she was an Epstein girl when she met Trump at a scat orgy in Russia. She was also really upset when a couple of her emails got released by mistake when she had been assured that all correspondence over the years between her, Jeff and Ghislaine as well as hundreds of images and videos were supposed to have been buried in the beginning of Trump’s second term.” BAD IDEA? Didn’t Melania think that taking Andrew’s advice after what happened to him in his interview was a bad idea? “She doesn’t really know what goes on in the outside world, I doubt she even knows he isn’t a prince anymore. He called her because he needed a couple of hundred thousand to get by and he said as a thank you he would tell her what she could do so no suspicion will ever fall on her ever again, he said she should go for it as he did a similar thing, it worked and everyone believed it.” Why didn’t you or other staff advise her it was a bad idea? “Yeah, no, that’s not a thing at all, we don’t do that”

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor Advised Melania To Go Ahead With Epstein Press Statement.

The disgraced royal is close friends with the First Lady

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17 Year Student Old Asked To Pay £350,000 For 1 Years Car Insurance On A Corsa | NEWSISHY Young drivers are being punished by insurance companies.

17 Year Student Old Asked To Pay £350,000 For 1 Years Car Insurance On A Corsa.

Leon Art was thrilled to pass his test on the first attempt four months after becoming legal to drive in the UK.

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Medbeds Finally Proven To Exist And Work Says Medbed Manufacturer. | NEWSISHY The beds cure all known ailments and diseases and sort your entire life out.

Medbeds Finally Proven To Exist And Work Says Medbed Manufacturer.

Newsishy can report that Medbeds are finally here, we have seen them, we have used them and we are now in 100% health.

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#MedBeds #scam #satire #newsishy

Artemis ll Crew Confirm on ‘Hot Mic’ Discovery Of A Huge Chinese Lunar Base On The Dark Side Of The Moon. | NEWSISHY NASA believed the audio live stream had ended.

Artemis ll Crew Confirm on ‘Hot Mic’ Discovery Of A Huge Chinese Lunar Base On The Dark Side Of The Moon.

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#ArtemisII #MoonMission #space #satire #newsishy

New Covid Variant BA 6.7 Endgame, A Descendant Of Cicada Has Merged With Cordyceps. | NEWSISHY This new strain causes huge mushroom-like growths all over the body as well as violent aggression.

New Covid Variant BA 6.7 Endgame, A Descendant Of Cicada Has Merged With Cordyceps.

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#uknews #covid #cordyceps #infection #satire #newsishy

UK Police Start Using Drug Sniffer Tweakers. | NEWSISHY The addicts will be used in various operations where drugs need to be found.

UK Police Start Using Drug Sniffer Tweakers.

The British police force has confirmed it has started using drug addicts as ‘sniffers’ to find illegal substances during raids and when investigating criminal activity.

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Minimum £25 Carrier Bag Charge To Be Introduced. | NEWSISHY The retail industry is not happy with a new ruling from the government which they say will cause anger for customers.

Minimum £25 Carrier Bag Charge To Be Introduced.

The retail industry is not happy with a new ruling from the government which they say will cause anger for customers.

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#uknews #shopping #climatechange #Satire #newsishy

Pussycat Dolls Name Change To Pussycat Milfs Stopped By Court Order. | NEWSISHY It is alleged Kimberly Wyatt took managers to court to stop the rebranding.

Pussycat Dolls Name Change To Pussycat Milfs Stopped By Court Order.

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#satire #pussycatdolls #milf #newsishy

Farage Reveals Plans For New Downing Street Ballroom Extension. | NEWSISHY The new ballroom will be paid for by private donors and built by military contractors.

Farage Reveals Plans For New Downing Street Ballroom Extension.

The new ballroom will be paid for by private donors and built by military contractors.

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#uknews #Farage #Corruption #satire #newsishy

The Cricketing Body Reveals “We Don't Really Know What's Going On Either”. | NEWSISHY Played for hundreds of years, cricket is popular worldwide but the unsayable has been said, revealing a truth which for too long has been kept in the dark.

The Cricketing Body Reveals “We Don't Really Know What's Going On Either”.

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Poultry Industry Excited About New Broiler Breed Reaching Full Maturity In 5 Days. | NEWSISHY The genetically altered chickens were developed to increase profit margins.

Poultry Industry Excited About New Broiler Breed Reaching Full Maturity In 5 Days.

The genetically altered chickens were developed to increase profit margins.

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Man Who Walks With Gangster Limp Outed as Only Being A Petty Criminal. | NEWSISHY 19 year old Lyon Elis walks with the confidence of a man who’s seen it, been there, done it and came out the other side.

Man Who Walks With Gangster Limp Outed as Only Being A Petty Criminal.

19 year old Lyon Elis walks with the confidence of a man who’s seen it, been there, done it and came out the other side.

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Starbucks And Costa Coffee Go To Literal War For Control Of The Highstreet. | NEWSISHY The number of violent clashes between staff from opposing coffee retailers has increased dramatically over the past 2 weeks.

Starbucks And Costa Coffee Go To Literal War For Control Of The Highstreet.

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MrBeast 1 Trillion Dollar Challenge | NEWSISHY The world's largest YouTuber MrBeast will break another record this month with the launch of the biggest challenge and prize fund in history.

MrBeast 1 Trillion Dollar Challenge.

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Sir David Attenborough Turns 100 This May - It’s About Time The Truth Be Told. | NEWSISHY Incredible revelations about the broadcaster and nations favorite will shock the world.

Sir David Attenborough Turns 100 This May - It’s About Time The Truth Be Told.
We can exclusively reveal that Sir David Attenborough is the mastermind behind a global conspiracy to eliminate all life.

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#davidattenborough #virus #BBC #satire #newsishy

UK Police Raid Illegal Panda Bear Fighting Gang. | NEWSISHY Armed officers have raided an illegal panda bear fighting club housed in an industrial park in Dorset. Police were tipped off about the club by a disgruntled patron who had lost £10,000.

UK Police Raid Illegal Panda Bear Fighting Gang.

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Man Builds Lego House To Live In With His Dog. | NEWSISHY A request for donated lego went viral so the man made the decision to sell up and live the Lego lifestyle.

Man Builds Lego House To Live In With His Dog.

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The World Cup Has Officially Been Cancelled After Trump Threw A Tantrum. | NEWSISHY President Trump is angry about most of the world not liking him.

The World Cup Has Officially Been Cancelled After Trump Threw A Tantrum.

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#worldcup #football #soccer #Trump #satire #newsishy

UK’s Most Polluted Place. Cars And Pets Dissolved By Acid Rain. | NEWSISHY West Bromwich in the West MIdlands is named the most polluted place in the UK.

UK’s Most Polluted Place. Cars And Pets Dissolved By Acid Rain.

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#uk #polution #climatechange #acidrain #satire #newsishy

Little Girl Devastated After Giving Salmonella To All Her Dolls At Tea Party. | NEWSISHY The 6 year old is coming to terms with the fact it was her fault 8 dolls and a teddy had contracted the illness.

Little Girl Devastated After Giving Salmonella To All Her Dolls At Tea Party.

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#uk #Salmonella #barbie #toys #satire #newsishy

Fox News To Become A Government Department. | NEWSISHY The white house has announced it will be purchasing Fox News and relaunching it as the government's official news outlet.

Fox News To Become A Government Department.

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#POTUS #FoxNews #propaganda #satire #newsishy

New Internet Safety Task Force Will Visit Every Home In The UK Checking Browser History On All Devices. | NEWSISHY Several new laws were passed last week enabling the task force to enter homes without permission and to use force where necessary

New Internet Safety Task Force Will Visit Every Home In The UK Checking Browser History On All Devices.

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#uk #ukpolitics #internetsafety #satire #newsishy

Gym Accused Of Adding Steroids To Communal Drinking Water. | NEWSISHY The owners deny the allegations despite ample evidence.

Gym Accused Of Adding Steroids To Communal Drinking Water.

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Crypto Investors Claim A 7 Year old Rug Pulled And Made £400,000. | NEWSISHY The tech savvy child allegedly took his supporters for a ride on the Crypto platform pump.fun.

Crypto Investors Claim A 7 Year old Rug Pulled And Made £400,000.

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#uk #rugpull #pumpfun #crypto #satire #newsishy

Israel Offers Pay Per View Genocide. | NEWSISHY For just $29.99 Israelis can subscribe to the premium government channel.

Israel Offers Pay Per View Genocide.

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#IDF #Israel #Gaza #palestine #satire #newsishy

Bezos 65th Birthday Party Will Cost Billions And Be On The Moon. | NEWSISHY In 3 years time Jeff Bezos will be 65 and he’s already planning the party! He announced yesterday the celebrations are going to dwarf his previous parties and will take place on the moon!

Bezos 65th Birthday Party Will Cost Billions And Be On The Moon.

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#Bezos #Amazon #billionaire #spaceexploration #satire #newsishy

UK To Withdraw Recognition Of Palestine State On Condition Israel Agrees To Bomb Someone Else For A Bit. | NEWSISHY After pressure and threats of 500% tariffs from America the UK has agreed to withdraw its recognition of a Palestinian state.

UK To Withdraw Recognition Of Palestine State On Condition Israel Agrees To Bomb Someone Else For A Bit.

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