UK NHS Announces New “Battlefield Toddler Transport” Service from Gaza #GazaEvacuation #NHSMiracle #ForeignPolicyFunnies #SatireNews #JestPress By: TheJestPress.com In an unprecedented diplomatic gesture, the UK government announced their plan to rescue ill and injured children from Gaza so they can experience the NHS first-hand—a test of compassion, bureaucracy, and the strength of UK hospital waiting rooms. Foreign Secretary Lord Paddington Cheddarsworth announced at a press conference: “It is with a sense of moral duty—and also a mild hope of evading questions about domestic health funding—that we open our (somewhat squeaky) hospital doors to Gaza’s most vulnerable children.

UK NHS Announces New “Battlefield Toddler Transport” Service from Gaza

#GazaEvacuation #NHSMiracle #ForeignPolicyFunnies #SatireNews #JestPress By: TheJestPress.com In an unprecedented diplomatic gesture, the UK government announced their plan to rescue ill and injured children from Gaza so they…