A gray tabby, shorthair cat wearing a green plaid bow tie is standing in the middle of some gifts on a red tree skirt. There are holiday lights strewn over the gifts. There's also a few cat toys scattered around to Ned's left and right.

I agreed to this holiday photoshoot for one reason only: treats. Lots and lots of treats. 🎄🐾 #WillPoseForSnacks #Neds9Lives #HolidayCat #CatLife #FunnyCats #CatsOfBlueSky #Caturday

A gray tabby, short hair cat wearing a green plaid bow tie is standing in the middle of some gifts on a red tree skirt. There are holiday lights strewn over the gifts. There's also a few cat toys scattered around to Ned's left and right.

My humans said they couldn’t put up a tree because of me. I call it efficient holiday planning...fewer rules, more naps.

Happy Holidays and Meowy Catmess to all my fellow cats and the humans who love us! 🎄🐾

#CatLogic #ChristmasEfficiency #Neds9Lives #GamerCat #CatLife #CatsOfBlueSky

Every day is a chance to stretch a little further, chase a new dream, or just nap on something warm. 🐾🫶

Need a little more motivation? Check out my latest short!
www.youtube.com/shorts/lwobK...

#Neds9Lives #CatLife #Motivational #CatsOfBlueSky #Caturday

Imagine being so bold as to post my mid-yawn face online. Don’t worry, hooman, my legal team is on it. I’m filing for emotional damages and catnip reparations. See you in court. 🐾😾⚖️

Are you a cat who needs legal representation?
www.youtube.com/shorts/MzUz_...

#LawyerCat #Neds9Lives #CatsOfBlueSky

A gray cat in the foreground with his mouth open, mid-yawn. His eyes are open and his gaze is slightly towards the camera. There's a purple crocheted blanket behind him draped over a box where he likes to sleep.

I just woke up from my afternoon nap, and now it's time for my pre-evening snooze. It’s a tight schedule, but someone’s gotta do it. 😴🐾
#Neds9Lives #CatNaps #GamerCat #CatLife #FunnyCats #SleepyCat #SoftKitty #CatsOfBlueSky

The battle of the century: Cat vs. Cord. Who will win?
Hint: I always do. 😼💪

Check out the video replay of Me vs. the Cord!
www.youtube.com/shorts/dWh7Y...

#CordBiterChampion #CatVsCord #FelineFury #Neds9Lives #GamerCat #Gaming #GamerLife #FunnyCats #CatsOfBlueSky

I was today years old when I found out I could make humans do anything with this look. 🥺
Think your cat could out-charm Puss in Boots? Post their most dramatic stare below! #Dramatic 🐾

Want to learn more about other famous cats?
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#Neds9Lives #FunnyCats #CatsOfBlueSky

I've graciously decided to let my staff sleep in today. Do not mistake this for weakness. It's merely an act of benevolence. You're welcome. Now, where's my breakfast? #BenevolentOverlord #Neds9Lives #FunnyCats #CatsOfBlueSky #Caturday

Check out more of my thoughts!
www.youtube.com/shorts/-Rz4h...

Scratched the new sofa today.
10/10 on texture
8/10 on durability
But 0/10 on your reaction. You’re so dramatic.
#CatLife #InteriorDesigner #Neds9Lives #GamerCat #GamerLife #FunnyCats #CatsOfBlueSky

Day 37 without sun: The humans call this "winter," but I call it "the slow descent into fur-covered madness." If anyone needs me, I’ll be dramatically sighing in my cardboard box.

Check out more of my thoughts!
www.youtube.com/shorts/4YYZ0...

#WinterBlues #Neds9Lives #CatsOfBlueSky #Caturday

Booting up Fortnite. My paws are ready, my reflexes are sharp, and my human’s credit card is conveniently nearby. Time to buy some V-Bucks!

Check this out for some gameplay! 🎮
www.youtube.com/shorts/D73tA...

#VictoryMeow #Neds9Lives #GamerCat #Gaming #GamerLife #FunnyCats #CatsOfBlueSky #Fortnite

Tried logging into the human’s computer. Turns out their pawsword is my name. Coincidence? I think not. I’m basically the chosen one.

#Neds9Lives #GamerCat #Gaming #GamerLife #FunnyCats #CatsOfBlueSky

Tried to catch a bird through the window. Ended up tangled in the blinds. Was I stuck? Yes. Was it undignified? Also yes. But I regret nothing. #BlindsBattle #CatVsBlinds
#Neds9Lives #GamerCat #Gaming #GamerLife #FunnyCats #CatsOfBlueSky

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My human left for "work" again. Whatever that means. No note, no explanation, just 'bye-bye, be good.' Am I supposed to fend for myself out here? What if I get...bored? #AbandonedAgain #Neds9Lives #Gaming #GamerLife #FunnyCats #CatsOfBlueSky

Ran around the house screaming my most operatic meows this morning. Humans finally stumbled out of bed & fed me. But that wasn’t it. How do they not know what I wanted? 5 years together, & they still can't read my mind. Honestly, it's insulting.
#Neds9Lives #GamerCat #FunnyCats #CatsOfBlueSky

I tried to get my second breakfast this morning, but my humans were merciless in their denial.

I need a lawyer.

#Neds9Lives #GamerCat #Gaming #GamerLife #FunnyCats #CatsOfBlueSky

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