If I were one of those goats that fainted whenever they were surprised, I’d never be awake!
#nnc #nightcourt22
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I feel your pain. One time, I asked for «the Rachel.»
#nightcourt #outofcontext #nnc ☼ ▼ ■ σ
#nightcourt22
She’s ruined me, like that town ruined the Grinch.
#nnc #nightcourt22
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They didn’t know I wanted one. I only told one person.
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We met on the first day of Kindergarten. She was 10.
#nnc #nightcourt22 ☼ ¥ ▬
Lady, I’d give $10 to see you in your old uniform
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[No dialogue. JEFF DeWITT laughs.]
#nnc #Nightcourt22
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[...] but I heard, «I never satisfied her in bed.»
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[...] to promote their product without being labeled freaks.
#Nnc #nightcourt #outofcontext
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[...] because otherwise I’ll never leave my apartment.
#nnc #nightcourt22
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Wow, my yak hair arrived!
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Walking into this building sort of takes «winning» off the table
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#nnc #nightcourt ▼ ■ σ
Well, he is panting like he just ran the Kentucky Derby.
#nnc #nightcourt #outofcontext #nightcourt22
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-Break up.
-Time machine.
{Born #otd in 1979, Pete Holmes, who played Rand, Judge Abby Stone’s fiancé during the first season of the reboot.}
#nightcourt #nightcourt22 #nnc
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I warmed up these bad boys under the hand dryer
#nightcourt #outofcontext #nnc #nightcourt22
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[No dialogue presented. ABBY, at her bench, orders anyone who’s «not a stripper» to clear the court. NEIL avoids eye contact with two male strippers posing as litigants, one of whom leaves promptly. A majority of the gallery begins filing out.]
#nightcourt #outofcontext #nnc #nightcourt22
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He’s just throwing food up there to satisfy the alphas.
#nnc #nightcourt22
Some of us were born to run.
#nightcourt #outofcontext
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[ Coin splashes ]
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#nnc #nightcourt22
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Well, get ready to arrest my heart for indecent exposure, ’cause I’m about to be flashin’ some compassion.
#nnc #nightcourt22 ▬ ■ ·
-Christine Sullivan. And you are?
-A criminal.
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What kind of nutjob would say, «The less, the merrier,» right?
#nightcourt #outofcontext
#nnc #nightcourt22
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You know, Cleveland’s a great town to be newly divorced in.
#nightcourt22 #nightcourt #outofcontext
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#nnc
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Gurgs. Gurgs, you took a hug for me!
#nnc #Nightcourt22
#nightcourt #outofcontext
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When I die, my butt’s coming with me.
#nnc #nightcourt #outofcontext
#Nightcourt22
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Mayim and I hung out, and we had the best time.
#nnc #nightcourt22
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Sorry it took so long ... the fabric kept breaking my needles
#nightcourt #outofcontext
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How’d he get his head in there so fast?
#nnc #Nightcourt22
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[No dialogue. DAN enters the chambers with underwear around his neck.]
#nightcourt #outofcontext
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I posit that perhaps the pickle purveyor prompted this predicament by producing and promoting this peerless pickle despite a paucity of product for the pumped pickle public.
I posit that perhaps the pickle purveyor prompted this predicament by producing and promoting this peerless pickle despite a paucity of product for the pumped pickle public.
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#nnc #nightcourt22
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Gross.
#nnc #nightcourt #outofcontext
#Nightcourt22
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Whoa! Back off, freaks.
#Nnc #nightcourt #outofcontext #nightcourt22
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[...] and she is the perfect scapegoat.
#nnc #nightcourt22
[No dialogue. BULL confronts JANE FLETZKER, whose demeanour quickly changes.]
#nightcourt #outofcontext
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Right, and you did that, so why am I throwing a drink at you?
#nnc #nightcourt22
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I hate your guts.
#nightcourt #outofcontext
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[No dialogue. JULIANNE holds a cigarette box threateningly by GURGS.]
#nnc #nightcourt #outofcontext #nightcourt22
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[No dialogue. The denizens of the courtroom are in the cafeteria, watching an event with great anticipation.]
#nnc #nightcourt22
#nightcourt #outofcontext
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