Oh, is it the weekend? Yay!

Don't ask me for shit!

#KatsuhiroHarada #memequotes #nobutseriously #dontaskmeforshit

Frank Lampard performs a cheesy joke but then instantly goes serious.

#NoButSeriously, the only cover rule I’ve got is that it should do something different, so Alien Ant Farm *does* technically count as a banger imo.

Always on My Mind by Pet Shop Boys is maybe the best pound-for-pound, but Love Will Tear Us Apart by Nerina Pallot is kind of incredible too.

Frank Lampard laughs, then goes deadly serious a second later.

Haha, #NoButSeriously, I don’t know if I’ll stay with my employer, I don’t know what tactics recruiters will use to search interviewees, nobody knows how much worse tech use will get in the next 10 years.

Also, raging about asterisks is as cringey as raging about swearing. Let People Tweet (Post).

🦊 What if I started using Bluesky tags as Tumblr tags?

#nobutseriously #whyarethereliteralconversationsintumblrtags #whatisgoingonthere #dowereallyneedit #becauseiloveit

#NoButSeriously, I only ever see it from non-fans, and I think they underestimate just how much it means to fans.

If you think I go on about football, check the timelines of season ticket holders. And that’s just club level: Multiply the emotions by 100 for a World Cup. It’s not just performative.

Sportscene: Open All Mics - 31/01/2026 Join the Sportsound team as they go around the grounds with the Open All Mics pundits for all the action from the Scottish Premiership and beyond.

Open All Mics (26mins in) finally answered the question: What actually happens if you “put your house” on a goalless draw and it finishes 0-0? Do you snap someone’s hand off?

Haha #NoButSeriously, good Cliches-esque chat here as Stephen Craigan bumbles around answering a question he never expected.

Frank Lampard cracking a joke, then immediately going serious again.

Haha, #NoButSeriously, it *will* have to be one of you lot over there that does it. Or a million of you doing a Sri Lanka and going postal.

For obvious reasons, I can’t see another country doing it. It’ll have to be an inside job, but luckily there are about 330m of you to choose from.

Frank Lampard tells yet another joke in an interview, but once again goes deadly serious straight afterwards, in what Football Clichesman Adam Hurrey has dubbed the #LampardianTransition.

Just checked the hashtag for this and everyone is saying the 6-2 thing is match-fixing looooool, hope not. #NoButSeriously, I hope not.

(Is it just an attempt to become this year’s 6-7?) #MastersSnooker

Haha, #NoButSeriously, I hope Celtic destroy Falkirk tonight, purely because their manager tries to sign convicted rapists.

(Also hope they win on Sunday, because Rangers. Then hope they start losing again after that, so Hearts win the league. Life as a Celtic Centrist is gruelling, man.)

Deanna Troi covers herself with a purple towel on her Risa beach chair and looks up, annoyed.

Look, Paramount+, you're about to cancel Strange New Worlds and I can see from Section 31 that you're looking for a wild new take on the franchise. Have I got a pitch for you -- I call it, "Star Trek: Risa Nights." #NoButSeriously #PutItOutInTheUniverse #StarTrek

Frank Lampard unleashing another #LampardianTransition, making a cheeky wee joke then instantly going serious.

#NoButSeriously, Russell Martin is a great guy and a good manager who plays attacking football: this is such a terrible fit.

If he succeeds I’ll be annoyed and if he bombs I’ll feel sorry for him. They’re so much easier to laugh at when they’re managed by Barry Ferguson or John Brown or some clown.

Okay, so now that I'm done with Meta, how do I go about finding all the awesome authors?

#AuthorSky #WriterSky #SkyWriter #CreativeHashtagging #ManIveMissedHashtags #GirlsWithTattoos #LemonDrizzleCake #CodLiverOilTablets #IGotTheFunk #NoButSeriously #WritingCommunity

BBC Sport: “Lampard appointed head coach of Coventry”. Underneath the headline is a picture of Frank Lampard looking like someone has just stolen his inheritance.

Barry Davies voice: “JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE! LOOK. AT. HIS. FACE!!!” #NoButSeriously

a person is playing drums in a dark room with a blue light behind them . Alt: Runrig’s Iain Bayne, Calum MacDonald, Malcolm Jones and Brian Hurren, undertaking the mid-show cult drumming section that became a fan favourite in the mid-90s and continued right to the last concerts in 2018.

Hahaha *Frank Lampard laugh* #NoButSeriously, November is the worst time to follow me. I’ve stopped Munro-bagging until May-ish, and will barely have a single hillwalk until April.

Until then it’ll be memes, football chat and an attempt to shoehorn in Runrig to every single post. #GreatestOfAllTime

Frank Lampard doing the #LampardianTransition, where he makes a daft joke about something then instantly goes serious and makes an earnest point.

Yeah their careers kinda petered out though…

#NoButSeriously, I’d be bringing that up at every party, meeting, at the shops, everywhere.

Go away popo. We'll call you when we need you. We gotcho number. #nobutseriously