Variation POV: Sperm bank waiting room at peak hours…
No talking.
No eye contact.
Just dudes gripping lotion, staring at walls, hoping the last guy didn’t drain the “inspiration” 😭💀
Receptionist: “Thanks for coming 😏”
(Yeah… we all did.)
#SpermBankVibes #ThanksForComing #NoEyeContact #AwkwardAF

POV: Sperm bank waiting room at peak hours…
No talking.
No eye contact.
Just dudes gripping lotion, staring at walls, hoping the last guy didn’t drain the “inspiration” 😭💀
Receptionist: “Thanks for coming 😏”
(Yeah… we all did.)
#SpermBankVibes #ThanksForComing #NoEyeContact #AwkwardAF #POV

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like I'd make a lot more progress in therapy with a back-to-back approach rather than face-to-face 🫣

#noeyecontact #awkwardsilence #introvertedaf

drawing of two colorful hyraxes facing away from each other, their backs have light green spots forming "I <3 U" with the letters above and below them

Do NOT look the left one in the eye-
you been warned!!

#awawart #noeyecontact #trap #art #awawa #love

Sertifikat er bra, men jeg tenker at det også bør være reaksjoner mor de eierne som har hunder som har skadet folk eller dyr - og la de som har trent hunden og/eller har hunder med lite skadepotensiale, være i fred uten masse begrensninger.
#NoTouch #NoTalk #NoEyeContact

#NoEyeContact

Tell me why it’s so hard for us Norwegians to look in each others eyes? The amount of aquardnezzzz in social and public places is real.!!!
#scandiculture #lol #socialperrfection #vikings #noeyecontact #imjustashadow

TV tray with a plate of Tri-tip band peas. A bowl with sliced cucumbers and a bottle of Italian salad dressing. A large Greater Swiss Mountain dog is looking on in the background.

Dinner with a Sadie (my puppy sister) in the background. She watches us so closely 😂😂 Any sudden moves cause her to focus right on you!

#Dinner #puppy #NoEyeContact #puppysister #150lbLapdog

Lulu is NOT allowed on the counter tops. You can tell she knows this #noeyecontact #catsofbluesky 😻

Running into another toy collector scouring the Ross clearance section has the same energy as when another dude comes through the beaded curtain at the back of the video store. #NoEyeContact

#BloodFlow #Release #Touch #NoEyeContact

Being dragged off of an overbooked flight: bad
being the guy who gets to sit in that seat? Worse. Much Worse

#NoEyeContact #UnitedAirlines

Dear naked selfie man: where are you going to post that? #lockerroom #noeyecontact

There are way too many dudes at the gym who feel comfortable being naked. #noeyecontact