Cheddar's head rests on top of the blanket as he cuddles close with his mama.

Dat hot dissypeered
Now it gloomy and gway
Da mama's hed hurts
By her side's ware I stay

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #MamaNeedsCuddlesAndWest #NoFin

Cheddar looks outside the window.

Sunbeam hides
Behind da smoke
Da skys be gway
Da lite be orwinge

I look outside
Da window closed
Da mama coffs
From all da stink

I mew at her
Downstairs, I say
To hab a nap
Ware it be cool

#MamaSesNoOutside #INotLikeDaStinkySmoke #ItStillTooHot #IHasCuddlesWIfMama #NoFin

Closeup of a sleeping Cheddar as he snuggles against a blanket, under which is mama lies.

Wen I get to go outside
I not allowed to rome
I stay close to mama
And I neber stway from home

But yesserday, wen inside time
I kwikly sneeked away
I not come wen mama called,
Til fwee ay em I play

#CheddarPoetry #IGottedInBigTrubble #MamaLotsTiredToday #ISorwyButHadFun #NoFin

Closeup of Cheddar as he drinks from a large pink tub filled with water outside. His tongue is sticking out and his ears are pointed slightly back.

Mama ses stay hydwayded
Wif all dis hot hot hot
So wen I go outside to play
I dwink a lot lot lot

#CheddarPoetry #HotHotHot #WeOnlyGetToPlayOutsideForALiddleBit #BukkitWaterNummy #WaterImportint #NoFin

Closeup of Figgy as he sleeps, all curled up. The angel of the photo makes him look small like a kitten.

Figgy finks he big boy
But a big boy he not be
He jus like a baby
And he nuffing be like me

He all soft and silly
Making biskits, singing song
Liddle Figgy, neber big
Foreber heer belong

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FiggyBe1ButHeStillLikeABaby #ILuvsMyBrudder #IProteksHim #NoFin

Closeup of Cheddar as he lies on the floor on his side, with his eyes half open.

Altho it hot, I still wants out
I go to dor, I plee and pout
I go outside, I get my way
I go eksplor, I go and play

But it not long til I is done
Da hot too hot, it not be fun
I go inside, I not want mor
I turn to puddil on da flor

#CheddarPoetry #TooHot #CheddyPuddil #NoFIn

Cheddar sits on a bed, looking at the camera with a serious yet satisfied expression on his face. Behind him, Figgy sits and looks off to the side.

Sunbeam be hot
Boyling da air
Da hous like a oben
We all go downstairs

We sleeps ware it kool
Wen beddytime comes
Da mama's hed hurts
From all da big hot

I sleep beside mama
Protekting her, purring
Figgy comes too
And sings lollybye

#TooHot #HurtyHed #ProtektingMama #NoFin

Figgy hides in the flowers, with his head fully visible. He has a fierce, yet adorable, expression on his face.

Figgy in da jungil
Playing Figgy games
Finking he be fearse
Wen he jus small and tame

Hiding in da flowers
Hunting bugs and flys
Moobing slow and kwiet
Copy me, he twies

Figgy
Figgy in da jungil
As he starts to sing
e e e e e e e a eeee eeee!

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #NoFin

Cheddar is opening his mouth big, and his tongue is sticking out as he reaches to take a bite of the small remaining piece of tuna sandwich being held in his mama's hand.

In da yard, as I eksplor
I smells da toona
Toona sammich

I spot da mama on da step
And I smells toona
Toona sammich

I come kwik, befor she's done
Cuz I wants toona
Toona sammich

I start to gwab, makes shur she shares
Cuz I likes toona
Toona sammich

#Tonna #Sammich #NoFin

Cheddar sleeps peacefully in his hammock bed. There is a smile on his face and he is still wearing his harness.

Dedding zombees one by one
Underneef da bwite warm sun
Find a spot dats in da shade
Wach as sunbeam starts to fade

Go inside, my hammik bed
Stwech and west my tired hed
Fall asleep, my vest still on
Dweaming of da fites I won

#CheddarPoetry #TomoroMyBirdieDay #IGonnaBe7 #NoFin

Closeup of Cheddar. He is looking leftward, with big eyes and a concerned expression.

Mama ses dat she needs a bwake
Ware we all be good
Ware we all be kwiet

Mama ses dat she needs a west
Dat we not make trubble
Dat we not make fites

Mama asks, pweez jus for one day
Dat we all behabe
And not dribe her nuts

#INotWantMamaToBwake #IAlwaysGood #NutsBeNoms #NoFin

Closeup of Socky as she sits tall and majestic under a shrub. A bundle of green leaves sits just above her head and she is looking past the camera. Her tail is curled around her front paws.

Socky Muffin be da boss
And Socky, she be kween
Socky noes most eberyfing
And now she be siksteen!

Eben tho she hits my hed
And neber wants to play
I still luvs her and I wish
Her happy birdie day

#CheddarPoetry #BirdieDay #Siksteen #SockyDaBoss #INotLikeItWenSheHitsMe #NoFin

Cheddar stretches downward, lifting his bum in the air, towards the window, with the sun shining directly on him.

Wen sunbeam wakes
I wakes up too
I looks outside
Ask, how is yoo?

Sunbeam winks,
And tho too soon,
I turns awound
And gib full moon

#CheddarPoetry #MooningMeansShowingBumbum #IShowMyBumbum #SunbeamLikesMyBumbum #ILuvsSunbeam #NotShurWhyBumbumBeMoonTho #DaMoonBeDaMoon #NoFin

Figgy stands atop the cat tree, with his mouth wide open, looking like he is happily singing.

Figgy sings
Den runs on da weel
Fast fast fast

He runs down da hall
Den bak to da weel
Running agen
Fast fast fast

For a minnit, it kwiet
A stink fills da air
Figgy runs to da big room
And sings dat he pooped

#SillyFiggy #Weel #RunRunRun #Poopy #Stinky #MyPoopyStinkyer #NoFin

Cheddar sits to the left, looking leftward out the window where it is snowing. Behind him, to the right, Figgy is fast asleep in a cat bed.

Figgy, wake up!
It be snowing outside!
But Figgy not look
Cuz he fink dat I lied

He gos bak to sleep
As da wind starts to blow
As da gwound turns all wite
As it cubbers in sno

#CheddarPoetry #Sno #EberyfingTurningWite #ItNotSupposeToGoWite #ItSupposeToStayGweenAndBeWarm #NoFin

Cheddar poses and looks at the camera with a somewhat sad expression, looking jealous.

Wen Figgy had his birdie day
I had a jellyus
He gotted all attenshun
And he gotted all da fuss

He gotted all da pikchurs
But da mama sed forgib
It only be for one short day
So shurly I will live

#CheddarPoetry #IPosedNiceForPikchurs #FiggyGotAllDaPikchurs #Jellyus #NoFin