#MAGA lacks all self-awareness. They honestly believe these are prestigious honors and somehow cannot hear the entire Milky Way Galaxy howling with laughter at their pathetic fucking “participation awards.”
#FIFAPeacePrize #NobelFleecePrize
#DictraitorTrump deserves the #Nobelfleeceprize 🤣
#Trump’s latest desperation claim that the entire #Epstein/#Trump was concocted by Obama, Hillary, Biden & the #RadicalLeft is the dumbest fucking reach I’ve ever heard! 😑🤣 So they built tens of thousands of files only to never dump them under #Biden???
Good god Trump is GUILTY!
#NobelFleecePrize ⬇️
2/13
You looked pleased. Very pleased.
One can speculate about the hand down your pants... but I heard on Access Hollywood when you’re a star, people put their hands down your pants all the time.
But that’s beside the point.
#NobelFleecePrize
13/13
...and ultimately their democracy.
Truly world crass.
Congratulations, Don!
A Fleece Prize for the ages.
Your friend,
Bruce
#NobelFleecePrize
12/13
For the taxpayers from whom you’ve fleeced millions for golf and Secret Service rooms
For the tax break you gave yourself, your family, and your buddies
And finally, for the American people you’ve fleeced out of their health care, food security...
#NobelFleecePrize
11/13
For World Liberty Financial and the $TRUMP Meme Coin crypto grifts
For all the lawyers you… nah, never mind. They probably deserved it.
#NobelFleecePrize
10/13
For Trump Air
For Trump Steaks
For Trump Water
For Trump Bibles
For Trump Sneakers
For the Kennedy Center (you know what you did)
For the 747—you know the one I mean
#NobelFleecePrize
9/13
For all the suckers who contributed to the Trump Foundation closed by Tish James for corruption.
(Who knew you couldn’t give yourself a grant?!)
For all your students at Trump University
($25 mil fine—easy come, easy go)
#NobelFleecePrize
8/13
Look at this partial list of your triumphs!
For all the small contractors and mom & pop subcontractors you stiffed and put out of business at Trump Plaza Hotel, NY; Trump Castle; and the Trump Taj Mahal. The Taj was a good one!
#NobelFleecePrize
7/13
A category in which you're without peer.
A category you define.
A category that should be retired once awarded to you.
🥁🥁🥁
THE NOBEL FLEECE PRIZE
#NobelFleecePrize
6/13
And just between us buddies, most people know this.
However, let not your heart be troubled.
I, your friend Bruce, have nominated you in a different category. A more suitable category. And you're a shoe-in!
#NobelFleecePrize
5/13
...a nomination by your friend, one of the most loathsome human beings walking the planet, might not get you to first base.
And call me crazy, but I don’t believe the words “peace” and “harmony” have ever appeared in the same sentence with your name.
#NobelFleecePrize
4/13
However, given 34 felonies, a deadly insurrection, two impeachments, a sexual abuser conviction, Stormy D., that ridiculous dance-thing you do with your arms, and (biggest sin of all) clapping on one and three...
#NobelFleecePrize
3/13
The point is, I know there are few things in your world you want more than the Nobel Peace Prize.
The Prize is described as “a beacon of global recognition for those who champion peace and harmony.” Cue laugh track.
#NobelFleecePrize
I’m calling it the #NobelFleecePrize and fwiw, I believe Bibi wrote the letter for the bombing of Iran. A sick, twisted quid pro quo for our semi-successful assistance.
Has anyone figured out why Trump warned them we were coming — it wasn’t a civilian site. 😑. I trust so little now.
#NobelFleecePrize
If #Nobel awards it, others will turn theirs in and they’ll become the Kennedy Center of prize panels.
#CriminalsDoing69
I’ll say it because no one else is …
#Trump quickly hopped on the bombing of #Iran because he was afraid #Bibi & #Israel were gonna do it without him — killing his chance to be a #NobelFleecePrize winning tough guy!
After #Trump announced the false #CeaseLiar, he’s a shoe-in for the #NobelFleecePrize!
Congrats to #MAGA (who voted for ALL THIS!) and the big titty-baby himself, Donald!
⭐️ BREAKING NEWS!!!
#DonaldTrump has today won the “Nobel Fleece Prize” for his spectacular bumbling of the #IranVIsrael War!!!
#NobelFleecePrize
#NobelPeacePrize
